Had to use my "switchblade" at work today

[Plumber576]

I was ahving a party over the summer, and a buddy asked to see my knife. My best freind then pulled out the CRKT M-16 i got him for his birthday, then my commander came out. There were a total of 3 knives out, all black. Apparently a girl though we were robbers and crazy, and ran out of my house.

Good riddance...I told her friend to tell her to never come back.

 

[OwenM]

It was actually a tactical, ninja wanna be, assualt knife commonly known as a Leatherman squirt.

Well dang man, what do you expect? After all "that's a weapon".
That's what I was told a couple of years ago when entering a hospital through the emergency room entrance after hours. Having left my knives behind, I still had to make a trip out to my truck to ditch the deadly and fearsome Victorinox Classic on my keyring, as it was immediately noticed when I put my keys in the basket. When I went back in, they let me through, even though I set off the metal detector. The guy even said, "that's probably your boots", 'cause I had on steel toed Wolverines.
I wanted to say, "it's probably my pistol" to see what kind of reaction it got