Happy Birthday Esav Benyamin

FullerH said:
Two days late and two dollars short, but Happy Birthday anyway. :)
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That's Ok, Hugh. At his "advanced" age it takes him at least two to three days to figure what day it actually was. So some time today or tomorrow he'll realize it was his birthday on Saturday. :D ;) :p

Michael Dye said:
HBD Ed. Maybe we should start sending corks with our orders for the prune generation :rolleyes:
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How about Depends? :D
 
Careful, now, youngster. he was born in 1944 and I was born in 1942. We're both wartime babies, not Baby Boomers, though, which is something to be said for us.
 
Man, all kinds of distinguished gents are having their birthday. Hope you had a good one!
 
O.K., so I'm real late with my birthday wishes. Let me then be the first to wish you Happy Birthday for nextyear.

Here's a birthday joke for you and the rest of us turning "39" . . . again:

Joe and Ethel have been married for 50 years. It's 6 o'clock in the evening on her birthday and Ethel says to Joe:

"Joe. Run down to the store and get me some strawberry ice cream."

Joe says: "O.K., I'll be right back!", and starts to leave.

"Wait a minute," says Ethel. "You'd better write it down so you remember. Your memory's getting terrible."

Joe says, "What, you think I'm an idiot!? My memory's just fine. It's only one thing - strawberry ice cream - and the store's 5 minutes from here."

Ethel says, "Write it down like I told you! You're gonna' forget!"

Joe says, "Quit nagging. I'll be right back."

Joe walks out the door in a bit of a huff. . . An hour later he hasn't come back. Two hours later he's still not back. Finally, at 10 o'clock Joe proudly walks in the door with mushroom pizza.

"See?", he sneers at Ethel while pointing to the pizza. "I told you I didn't need to write anything down."

"Oh yeah?", says Ethel pointing at the pizza. "You forgot the olives!"
 
Over the hill? What hill? I don't remember any hill ...

Thanks, everyone. I wish all of you a good year, whenever your birthday comes. :D
 
Belated best wishes, and wishing for a long and fulfilling existence.
 
Esav Benyamin said:
Thank you, thank you. As soon as I finish these stewed prunes, I'm going to try to blow out another candle on the cake. :)
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Hope someone gave you stainless shorts.Happy birthday !

Uncle [ 75 comimg ] Alan
 
Belated best wishes Essav. Here's to many good years to come. Keep those poems coming.
 
Wow, I feel out of it.
Happy Birthday Esav.
How does the old toast go, po-russki?
"To our beautiful coffins made of hundred-year oaks planted today."
 
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