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HAPPY BIRTHDAY Esav!
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Thank you, I thank you all. I am sick, sick today ... I mean ... 66! Just starting out. If any of you old guys have any advice for me, I'd be happy to listen to it!
Have a great one mate. Being sick is a bugger, I'm familiar with it, have a tiny sip of your favourite beverage, look at some young lady porn and think happy thoughts.
Take it easy.
Rhesus Feces
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[cakeballoonsmerriment] Have a good one, Ed! [/cakeballoonsmerriment] 
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Thank you, I thank you all. I am sick, sick today ... I mean ... 66! Just starting out. If any of you old guys have any advice for me, I'd be happy to listen to it!
Practice this phrase until you can use it automatically ... with great effect:
"Get off my lawn, you kids."
After age 65, you are authorized to use this phrase even if you do not have a lawn.
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Have a great one mate. Being sick is a bugger, I'm familiar with it, have a tiny sip of your favourite beverage, look at some young lady porn and think happy thoughts.
Take it easy.
Hmm. Actually, this sounds like much better advice.
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Practice this phrase until you can use it automatically ... with great effect:
"Get off my lawn, you kids."
After age 65, you are authorized to use this phrase even if you do not have a lawn.
You should also shake your stick at them. This is expected.
Shouting and stick waving can be great therapy.
Esav Benyamin
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About an hour ago, I went downstairs to chase the skateborders off the back porch. No sticks needed but sometimes I call the police dispatcher and the kids get chased professionally Without raising my otherwise excellent blood pressure readings.
BTW, I'm not sick, I was just making a joke about my age being 66.
BTW, I'm not sick, I was just making a joke about my age being 66.
Esav Benyamin
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The Infamous Birthday Bagel doesn't need candles.
It should have a fat cigar sticking up from the center.
It should have a fat cigar sticking up from the center.
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The Infamous Birthday Bagel doesn't need candles.
It should have a fat cigar sticking up from the center.
Perhaps accompanied by a snifter of fine cognac?
