Happy birthday to me!

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Happy Birthday!

I have to ask, why no birthday cake?

(my favorite birthday quote "what could be more important than cake?":) )
 
Hey Happy Birthday bro :thumbup::thumbup:. Gee, to be young and 29 again :rolleyes::p
 
thwolf said:
Happy Birthday!

I have to ask, why no birthday cake?

(my favorite birthday quote "what could be more important than cake?":) )
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It's strange. I can eat some of the wildest sh#t you've ever seen. I have tried every kind of edible in the world that I have ever had the opportunity to try, but I have a problem with certain rich sweets. I can't eat cake, tiramisu (sp), ice-cream Snickers, all kinds of stuff. It makes me sick to my stomach. The two things that I'm willing to go through the discomfort for are apple pie and brownies, but they can't be turtle brownies or anything like that, just the standard fudge brownie, and they have to be dense, not cakey. And they have to be accompanied by a gigantic glass of ice cold whole milk. No doughnuts, only certain kinds of candy, no cookies. My friends ask me how I can possibly live without getting to eat stuff like that. I just say that my memory attributes all that stuff to not feeling good so I have no problem with it. I don't like it so I don't want it. Then they ask, "if you don't eat any of that stuff, then how do you uh... maintain... you know....... your size?" To which I reply... "f@#$ you."

LOL
 
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