Happy Fathers Day! These 3 Are Priced To Go! 2 Benchmades & A Southern Grind

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Just have to say, I love selling on Bladeforums. Ebay is for is uhh.. ebayers.. :)


All of these knives are 1 year old or less. Please read the description for each knife. Shipping Is UPS and Free to Lower 48. I will consider shipping to Alaska or Hawaii but the shipping price may have be modified a bit.

Payments can be made on Paypal only. For the Loco and Bad Monkey, The first "I'll Take It, Get's It! Private message me for the paypal address and you are good to go.
The Rift is a different story for takers and acceptance.

I am looking for Positive Feedback here. So please read the descriptions carefully. The prices are quite low, so I am hoping for positive people to purchase and be happy with their purchase. If you are not positive, please do not purchase.



1st Up is the Benchmade Loco 808. This Freakin thing IS LOCO. I bought it for my father, but I had no idea how loco it truly was until it came in the mail. I decided not to gift it to him and I simply never returned it because I am short on time and intelligence. It is new and in box. Never Used, Never Worn.
Buyer beware, this thing is big, very wide and very heavy. I simply do not like it. How is that for a sales pitch?? Seriously though, if you are looking for a nearly indestructible knife that is beefy and stout, this is it. It retails $204 but I am letting it go to an awesome bladeforum member at just $160.
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2nd Up, Is a Benchmade Rift. It is Sold. For a very special Father's Day Price. Hence all the back and forth seen below..
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Last Up, Is a very special knife. Southern Grind Bad Monkey: I hate to let to go.. But it is time. It simply doesn't get the love it deserves here, and needs a new forever home that will love it as it deserves to be. This is a very awesome knife. I have custom knives that simply get more attention that this one and it deserves better. I wore this beauty 5 to 10 times. It is in excellent condition and I would call it in almost new condition. It has never been sharpened and doesn't need it. Comes with original can coozie and para cord bracelet.
It Retails at $249. And I am willing to set it free at just $190.
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I'll take the rift if it has box and papers included


ieffingsuck; aka forum name I f'ing suck: Please answer the following questions before I say anything about the box. This is not guaranteed to you. I am stating that right now.
I want this to go to someone who will appreciate it. That is all I want for this knife.

A) Are you positive?
B) Are you a father? (not a deal breaker)
C) Are you going to flip and re-sell this knife?
 
Sir, I am very positive. I don't effing suck...I created the username when I made a youtube account as an immediate defense to the negative additude that was present in the comment section.

I would like to buy this knife for my father as a gift.

I want the box and papers so it is presentable.

He will greatly appreciate it.
 
Sir, I am very positive. I don't effing suck...I created the username when I made a youtube account as an immediate defense to the negative additude that was present in the comment section.

I would like to buy this knife for my father as a gift.

I want the box and papers so it is presentable.

He will greatly appreciate it.




Alright.. Whew.. I thought for a minute there that Rift was going to a bad home. Here are the box and papers. What do you say?
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I say I'll take it! Thank you very much. My father has been sick too and he is in a rehab facility at the moment. He loves knives and will really enjoy this gift. Thanks for being a positive salesmen with a positive mind set!

My email address is joey.asdf@gmail.com please send me paypal info.

Thank you!
 
Benchmade Rift is SOLD to ieffingsuck, who in fact does not suck at all. :)

I am sending you the details and I hope your father enjoys his new knife!
 
The Benchmade Loco 808 and Southern Grind Bad Monkey are still available.

Both are in Excellent Condition. I noticed on the Bad Monkey that a smudge shows up right on the face of the monkey on the picture above. I meant to take another picture before I left for work this morning showing no smudge. When I get home tonight, I will post another picture showing the metal dial with the monkey face being 100% smudge free.

Again, the first I'll Take It, Get's It!
 
Very cool sale thread, never really looked into Southern Grind until now, looks great! However no money (second kid coming soon,) and nothing worthy of trades. GLWS!
 
Thanks Ryan, I saw you bought a Para Military 2 here on BF. Good job my man. Awesome knife!

And more importantly congrats on the 2nd addition coming soon! Happy Fathers Day on Sunday and I hope you grill out and have a beer and tell your family in some way how much they mean to you.
 
Okay, I am going to ratchet up the soap box and microphone for this Very Bad Monkey. I really honestly have the hardest time letting go of this one the most. Look me up. I had a total of 6 knives for sale starting just last night. 4 are sold already. I am so happy with that.

But.. This poor Bad Monkey is my favorite out of the group and it is getting no love here at all. And that makes me sad because it deserves a nice new forever home. Zach Brown has built an incredible blade for his first try. I and many others here on BF have said for $250, Zach's knife is "about" the best option for that price point. ZT makes some darn good stuff too though..

So let me tell you why you should buy the Bad Monkey.

1) It has a wave (courtesy of Emerson) built in the knife blade. Not only does it open beer bottles, which is the coolest and most important thing. But it also doubles as a quick deploy out of your pocket which is designed to save your life possibly. I own very high end flippers, flickers and OTF's. This Bad Monkey is by far (yes, BY FAR) the fastest deploying knife in my collection. Youtube it, you will see what I am talking about.
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2) I promised that I would show the Bad Monkey badge with no smudges. Here it is. Smudge free..
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3) Many people don't know this, but the Tanto Edge on this piece of art, has a sharpened Top edge (just on the tip) on the Tanto portion. Just another nice element Zach built into this knife. So darn cool..
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4) This thing is a beast, if you need a pry bar to get you out of a very bad situation. Done..

5) It is a very well designed pocket clip. Very short and low profile. It looks "so not knifey" in your pocket, yet you'll be wielding a 4" blade in your trousers.

6) 7) 8) 9) 10)... It's just a cool knife. Their customer service is among the best, it will probably last the rest of your life. Could help get you laid, don't ask me how, but it is a very bad monkey. And I almost forgot, it does indeed cut things pretty well.. I'm told..

This lonely Bad Monkey deserves a good home. I have a bunch of other knives that get more pocket time. Like my Marfione Socom Delta and my Marfione San Mai Damscus Matrix. That's the truth. Those darn custom knives get put in my pocket and abused instead of this amazing specimen. And it's not fair for this fine blade. It deserves better.

Call now and for just $190; about 50 cents a day, you can save this endangered Bad Monkey.
 
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