Happy Halloween All !!!

pitdog

pitdog

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Have a Happy Halloween All and guard them knives closely !!!!:thumbup:
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you didn't carve those pumpkins with that brute, did you?:)
 
Happy halloween pitdog and I really like the Gargoyle pumpkin, good job.
 
Yeah the gargoyle with knife is very cool! I'll be handing out candy and watching horror movies tonight :D
 
Dude, you REALLY need to feed yer cat. I'm stayin' away from any animal that is so hungry it'll eat my knife . . .

great job on the pumpkins - especially the gargoyle -

thx - cpr
 
Happy All Hallowed Eve's Day!

And now a stupid joke:




A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,
when behind him he hears:
BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him

FASTER...

FASTER...

BUMP...

BUMP...


BUMP...

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...


on his heels, the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and,


(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)




The coffin stops.

Keep your hand on your knife tonight!
 
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