Hard Tack, dog biscuits for people

Made up two batches today. Awesome stuff. Props to Sarge for the suggestion.

Both batches utilized about three cups of whole grain flour and enough water to make a very thick dough. Batch #1 also featured a dash of salt and sugar. There was no perceptable difference in taste between the two and I'll omit the salt and sugar in the future. I rolled them out to about 1/2" thickness, cut rounds out with a mason jar cap, and pierced them numerous times with a fork. I baked them at 350F for about an hour, then throttled back to 300 for another hour or two for final drying. I didn't bother with flipping them. There was no warping and they stack well. I plan on searching down a slightly smaller cutting instrument and storing them in Pringles cans.

Fresh from the oven they're very hard. After cooling for a few hours they're rocks. They really don't taste that bad though. For once, I'm glad that I used the whole grain flour; bleached flour would be utterly tasteless. These at least have a pleasant, nutty whole grain flavor to them.

As I understand it this minimalist recipe is intended primarily for preservation purposes. My hardtack doesn't have to last for years -- months or even weeks would be just fine. Thus, the next batch will feature some additional ingrediants for a (hopefully) better flavor and added nutrition. I'm thinking of oats, blackstrap molasses, and possibly diced walnuts and/or flaxseed.

My initial interest in producing some hardtack is work-related. On shift, I can't always break for a meal, don't always have access to a refrigerator, and sometimes can't even use a microwave oven. The idea of a food item that won't go bad, doesn't need cooking, and provides at least some nutrition is appealing to me. My plan is to eat hardtack regularly over the next week while experimenting with "field expedient" methods of making them more palatable.

The first experiment was already conducted: peanut butter and jelly. This one's a winner. I'm thinking about hardtack au jus (with beef boullion broth) for tomorrow's dinner. The beauty of these is that they have such a neutral flavor, just about anything seems to go well with them and they can be eaten as breakfast, lunch, dinner, or even dessert. John the room mate will be taking a few with him on next weekend's archery hunt; he explained that if he doesn't get hungry enough to eat them, he can probably use them as thrown weapons or bear decoys. I told him to save at least one for use as a hammer, should the need for one arise and suitable rocks aren't available.

Those oldtimers knew a thing or two about grub, apparently. Just, uh, watch the teeth. Nibbling with my molars through the corner of my mouth works best for me. I wouldn't attack one of these with incisors.
 
Dave Rishar said:
Made up two batches today. Awesome stuff. Props to Sarge for the suggestion.

Both batches utilized about three cups of whole grain flour and enough water to make a very thick dough. Batch #1 also featured a dash of salt and sugar. There was no perceptable difference in taste between the two and I'll omit the salt and sugar in the future. I rolled them out to about 1/2" thickness, cut rounds out with a mason jar cap, and pierced them numerous times with a fork. I baked them at 350F for about an hour, then throttled back to 300 for another hour or two for final drying. I didn't bother with flipping them. There was no warping and they stack well. I plan on searching down a slightly smaller cutting instrument and storing them in Pringles cans.

Fresh from the oven they're very hard. After cooling for a few hours they're rocks. They really don't taste that bad though. For once, I'm glad that I used the whole grain flour; bleached flour would be utterly tasteless. These at least have a pleasant, nutty whole grain flavor to them.

As I understand it this minimalist recipe is intended primarily for preservation purposes. My hardtack doesn't have to last for years -- months or even weeks would be just fine. Thus, the next batch will feature some additional ingrediants for a (hopefully) better flavor and added nutrition. I'm thinking of oats, blackstrap molasses, and possibly diced walnuts and/or flaxseed.

My initial interest in producing some hardtack is work-related. On shift, I can't always break for a meal, don't always have access to a refrigerator, and sometimes can't even use a microwave oven. The idea of a food item that won't go bad, doesn't need cooking, and provides at least some nutrition is appealing to me. My plan is to eat hardtack regularly over the next week while experimenting with "field expedient" methods of making them more palatable.

The first experiment was already conducted: peanut butter and jelly. This one's a winner. I'm thinking about hardtack au jus (with beef boullion broth) for tomorrow's dinner. The beauty of these is that they have such a neutral flavor, just about anything seems to go well with them and they can be eaten as breakfast, lunch, dinner, or even dessert. John the room mate will be taking a few with him on next weekend's archery hunt; he explained that if he doesn't get hungry enough to eat them, he can probably use them as thrown weapons or bear decoys. I told him to save at least one for use as a hammer, should the need for one arise and suitable rocks aren't available.

Those oldtimers knew a thing or two about grub, apparently. Just, uh, watch the teeth. Nibbling with my molars through the corner of my mouth works best for me. I wouldn't attack one of these with incisors.

Git 'r done Dave :thumbup: I like whole wheat better too, the ones made from regular flour taste suspiciously like dried Play Doh.:barf: I'm curious if anyone has experimented with chunking a hunk of hardtack in a microwave to see if warming them that way softens them any. I don't own a microwave (go figure), but if anybody has tried it, I'd be much obliged to hear how that turned out.

Sarge
 
Used to make a dough the same in the Boy Scouts and wrap it round a stick over the camp fire. We used to call them 'Twists' IIRC (it was a long time ago!)
 
If you roll the dough out on flour, fold to enlose the flour side, and repeat several times, you'll have planes within the hardtack which do not stick to each other. This makes the biscuit flaky - not croissant crust flaky, but definitely easier to chew than if you just make 'em like bricks.
 
I love it! Damascus hard-tack! :D Maybe if you wrapped them in clay before firing them the second time and then dipped them in water when they came out of the oven you could get a quenching line.

James
 
Back during the War Between the States, they called them "tooth dullers" and "weevil castles". They used to use the butts of their Springfields and Enfields or whatever to crush them and then they would dump them into a stew or a soup to thicken it. When I tried baking and using them on Scout outings, that was about the best use that I ever found for them and mine were fresh. But the kids did get an idea of what they were like.
 
Heh.

Boullion didn't soften them at all. As another experiment I prepared a bowl of instant noodles with a piece of hardtack at the bottom and didn't touch it until I was done with the noodles. Despite submergence in near-boiling water for about ten minutes it was basically unaffected.

I'm beginning to understand why they were made the way they were (thin and square): if they're any thicker or round, it's nearly impossible to bite pieces off.

Breaking them up can be tricky. Many of our issued long guns have rubber recoil pads and aren't up to the task. An AR-15 might do it, I suppose, but I'd be worried about breaking the stock. The soles of my shoes are too soft for stomping on them and throwing them against hard surfaces isn't always effective and creates a ricochet hazard. Placing a biscuit on an irregular surface and dropping an elbow on it works, but it's rough on the elbow.

The next batch will be considerably thinner, believe you me. :)
 
One more humorous anecdote:

We have a few coyotes on the perimeter. Bored perimeter staff have been feeding them for years and they're nearly tame now. (A bad thing, if you ask me.) Whenever they see a patrol car or someone on a tower catwalk they mope around, hoping for a handout; if one is not forthcoming, they start acting cute.

I was stuck in a tower yesterday and they started acting cute for me. As an experiment, I tossed down a piece of hardtack. A coyote dutifully picked it up, carried it away, gnawed on it for a few minutes, then spat it out and resumed begging.

That's right...even a coyote won't eat these things. :D I'm impressed. If we can get everyone else to start feeding them hardtack they may just stop begging for food.
 
Double check your recipe Dave, if a dadburn coyote won't eat it, it probably ain't edible, unless them durn coyotes done got spoiled to a diet of cheeseburgers and curly fries. :rolleyes: :D

Sarge
 
Those coyotes eat better than we do. Seriously. I'd never seen a fat coyote before I worked the perimeter.

Still, it's somewhat humbling for a cooking hobbiest to see coyotes turning up their noses at his cooking. :)
 
You just CAN'T call what you do "cooking" when you describe hard-tack.:rolleyes:

Construction, maybe. Possibly, masonry. Cooking, no.:D
 
Made a batch of something this evening. Don't know what you'd call it, but dadgum is it good. Wasn't following a recipe, or measuring anything, just kind of made it up as I went. Sorry, no measurements, but here's the ingredients;

Unbleached flour
Milk
Eggs (a half dozen I think)
Baking powder (don't need but a little of that stuff)
Shortening
Raisins
Brown Sugar (two good fistfuls I reckon, but it wasn't packed down)
Salt (just a couple pinches)

Stirred it all up with a wooden spoon in one of my enameled steel cookpots, and poured it into a greased and preheated iron skillet. Left it on a burner long enough for the bottom to crust a bit, then popped it in the oven for 45 minutes at 325 degrees. Very, very, tasty, only thing would have made it better is if I'd cooked up some butterscotch sauce to pour over the top of it. What me and my friends didn't gobble up, I'll be having with my coffee come breakfast time. :D

Sarge
 
My farmer friend described treating the local coyotes the other night to some buckshot, to try and encourage them to take duck and lamb off the menu. Doesn't want 'em dead, 'cause new coyotes would just move into the neighbourhood. Dan wants a stable local population that's afraid of him.

Maybe he should try firing hardtack at them instead?
 
Aren,t yotes dangerous ? My buddy said :If you see one ? No problem Two? Same thing . If you were to see three or more gathering near you then you better not be near them .

I have seen Coy-dogs that were bigger than wolves .
 
Maybe in urban areas, eating kitties and small dogs...can't remember having heard of human predation by a coyote.

Out here in the country? Nope, not in dairy land, anyway. Maybe some sheep farmers might have a concern if they have a dispersed flock and no Great Pyrennes, etc, to watch out. I've heard that llamas will guard a flock, as well. dunno.

There's lots of snackies in the country; however, there are also a few coyote hunters.

I have been awakened by the howling harmony some summer nights.
 
My friend's lost sheep and ducks, and while he relies on an electric fence as his primary deterrent, doesn't like the picture of the coyotes sitting outside the perimeter like a scene out of the Blade Runner.

As Dan put it, sheep aren't near the primary coyote food available in his part of rural Maine. He just wants the coyotes to realize that too.
 
I had a go at making hardtack a few months ago. I'd been offered a piece at some frontier-living-history museum--maybe Ft. Bowie, Arizona, but I'm not sure--and it had been genuinely edible--kind of chalklike in texture. So I thought I'd give it a try.

As it was, I came pretty close to breaking a tooth on my latest batch--which prompted the thought that if you're thinking about survival/wilderness food, breaking a tooth may not be something you want to risk. Unless you want to try a do-it-yourself root canal with a karda and a Leatherman tool.

Anyone got any good ideas about making it at less than Rockwell 58?

Actually, one substitute I've often taken advantage of: matzoh. If you don't insist on the salted kind, just visit your local supermarket right after Passover--they usually have 5-packs on clearance sale around that time of year for less than half the usual price.
 
About the 'yotes...

I've never heard of them attacking people but a large part of why we get along as well as we do with the wild kingdom is that most of the critters out there are naturally afraid of humans. Things become decidedly less rosy when they lose their fear...especially if they learn that we're edible in the process.

What worries me is if we wind up with a population of coyotes that no longer remember how to hunt and associate humans with food. The parking lot is less than a mile away from there. These guys are pretty small and I'd be surprised if even a few of them were able to take down an adult human -- especially with help close by -- but it would be ugly all the same.
 
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