Some folks take everything way too seriously

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I pretty much took your header as a bit of overstatement and reasonable in the context....this a knife forum after all

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But hey, if it really is the hardest life decision you have have had to make, good for you! Hope things keep going that well.
The nice thing about this "hard" decision is that which ever one you pick you will likely be happy, they are all great knives. Plus if you don't happen to love your choice any of them will be easy to trade or move on the Exchange here.