HIYA, IT BE ME VAMPY GEE..GRATE// SMELLSLIKE AN ONION ON AN IV full OF SMOOSHED GARLIC to treat a BOWEL CONTINENCE ISSUE AND A COLOSTOMY BAG MADE OUTTA WASHED AND STILL MOIST TOILET PAPER.
I CAME here thinking that this was the thea i had started and arrived here TO... TO UH. SAY SOMETHING TRULY IMP.. IMPO
PROFOUND!. BE RIGHT BACK OR "BRB" IF YA WANA SAVE TIME..
ZYES!!
I!
AM!
SO!!
HIP!
HIP!!
HIP!!!
HOORAY!!!!
FOR
MEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........
if you listen closely, you can hear my grasp on reality slowly and inexorably sliding off my greasy rope attached to sanity and reality.
dammit! i just wrote a whole response at me but i hit "select all" for some unknown reaon and hit som kinda key thingy and the entire post left the page.. my guess that it went to another thread that was making more sense or something like that.
oh.. time for my mid day meal... here kttty kitty, etc.
nuh ye a
oh look!! i just channeled some/ lots of, possibly, of the Spirits from Poltergeist!!did ya know that some of them skeeons used in the really scary part of that movie were really rel skeetons and not replicas. ya used to be able to access ex-people prety easily, but guess that the NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD movies scared legisltors so bad that they outlawed the sale of bodybis to just anyone looking to buy the formerly breathing.
for example, SOLDIER OF FORTUNE MAGAZINE used to advertise a "real human skull with a FAIRBAIRNE/SYKES STILLETTO DRIVEN THROUGH IT ONLY SAW THAT AD ONCE THO SO BODYBITS PROBABLY GOT OUTTA CIRCULATION SOON AFTERWARDS.
ALWAY COUNT ON ME FOR THE TULY IMPORTANT TRIVIA YES?
oh, and i been meaning to let ya's kow..
Last week a Visiting Angel stopped by picked me up and drove me towards, then parked at Walmart, then Smiths and i gots me a gift card so's i should have the means to get food til next year..
once again, i sicerely thank every one of you that helped or even just said some kind words directed my way. they mattered!
aww now im feeling all sticky inside..
and i was just about to relay all the intimate details about the wild sex that (hadn't) occured during this time.well, to be honest, i'msure that sex DID OCCUR DURING THAT TIME BUT JUST NONE THAT HAD TO DO WITH ME AND THE VISITOR ANGEL. WELL, OK, I DID DET FIRE TO MY NIPPLES A FEW TMES BUT I MANAGED TO CONVINCE HER IT WAS A CASE OF SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTIION HAVING TO DO WITH MY T-SHIRT ART AND WIZARD TATTOO ON MY CHEST
THAT REMINDS ME I FINDED SOMETHING FUNNY I NEVER DID SEE WHEN I WAS ONLINE 24/7. stop shouting, me! ya just did moron! good work, bitch thaNk youNMe/US!.
oh that reminds me again, i found this while watching VH-1's
webjunk
looky at the folloewing site, if y do't crack up, you have too much spackle in yer sYstem. this site, i meaned: crap!! i just realized i was posting thiS in the wRong spot!!
i just realized that i wanted to answer Dijos' querry with something like following THIS answer: HIYA DIJOS! IT'S ME, VAMPIRE GERBIL!!
YES, YOU'RE QUITE HONORED, I UNDERSTAND BUT GROVELLING MAKES ME
BREAK OUT IN A RASH THATMORPHS INTO AN IMAGE OF WALTER BRENNEN SKINNY DIPPING IN THE ARCTIC OCEAN.. SO IT'S REALLY N BOTH OF OUR ITERESTS TO AVOID THAT FATE FOR AS LoNG as is possible.. yeah, i thought we might.
golly but i do have TO PADDLE AWAY NOW , BUT 1ST TO ANSWER DIJO: YEP I WERKED IN NYC FOR 6 YEARS AND THE HOURS WERE 9-5, NOT INCLUDING THE NY-NJ COMMUTE WHICH I FELT I SHOULD BE PAID OR
2ND THE FUNNY SITE I MEANED WAS THIS ONE HERE:
http://www.break.com/SOME SERIOUSLY HYSTERICALISTICAL STUFF HERE!!!
OK, THAT'S AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~~~~~~~~~
aLL FOR NOW... SORRY ABOUT CLOGGING UP YER THREAD, DIJOS,BUT MY EYES AIN'T WHAT THEY WERE, YA KNOW? THANX!! :-D
OFF TO POLISH TEETH... NOT MINE, THE ONES LEFT IN THE YARD BY SPACE MIDGETS RIDING NAZI RABBITS
I REMAIN
ME, VAMPRE GERBIL