- Joined
- Dec 1, 2000
- Messages
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Well, you guys finally talked me into getting a Pocket Meteor, which James very graciously rigged up with an adjustable lanyard per request. It's tucked into my waistband even as I type this post! Highly cool little unit, if I do say so myself.
The thing is, I laid it down on the counter next to my keyring, which just happens to have a Comtech Stinger attached...and all of a sudden, the PM's lanyard kind of tied itself to the Stinger's keyring!
And now I can't seem to separate the two!
This combination is actually a little bit scary, because I can now whack a BG with the Meteor, and immediately strike with the Stinger...or "sting" one BG, and immediately whack his buddy with the Meteor...or wrap the PM's lanyard around my palm so that it protrudes out one side of my fist, while the keys protrude out the other side, and the Stinger protrudes from between my knuckles...or just let the PM dangle on its lanyard, throw a punch with the Stinger at the BG's face, and the PM comes along for the ride and bops him in the back of the head!
So, what do you guys think? Have I created a monster? Or is this too much of a good thing?
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"The sum of all our answer is but this:\ We would not seek a battle as we are,\ Nor, as we are, we say we will not shun it." - Shakespeare, HENRY V
The thing is, I laid it down on the counter next to my keyring, which just happens to have a Comtech Stinger attached...and all of a sudden, the PM's lanyard kind of tied itself to the Stinger's keyring!

This combination is actually a little bit scary, because I can now whack a BG with the Meteor, and immediately strike with the Stinger...or "sting" one BG, and immediately whack his buddy with the Meteor...or wrap the PM's lanyard around my palm so that it protrudes out one side of my fist, while the keys protrude out the other side, and the Stinger protrudes from between my knuckles...or just let the PM dangle on its lanyard, throw a punch with the Stinger at the BG's face, and the PM comes along for the ride and bops him in the back of the head!
So, what do you guys think? Have I created a monster? Or is this too much of a good thing?
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"The sum of all our answer is but this:\ We would not seek a battle as we are,\ Nor, as we are, we say we will not shun it." - Shakespeare, HENRY V