No, never. I have never, ever cut myself, not once in my life. A couple of my knives have jumped up and sliced me, though. All the knives' fault, not mine.
Haha, you really had me there with the first part.



Anyways, i can only remember one bad cut, with a victorinox. I was trying to get the plastic ring on a cola bottle off (back then, when cola bottles still where made of glass... so, ancient times. About 8 years ago i think.)
And.. i did one of the dumbest things i've ever did with a knife. Cutting straight into the direction of my thumb. Guess what, when i applied enough pressure the sak flew straight through the plastic... and through my thumbs soft flesh. Probably cut to the bone. Didn't even hurt the first minute or so, but then... daaamn. Didn't get any stitches, thinking back i probably should have. But that sak's tiny small (and at the time: clean) knife was really the next best thing to a scalpell, didn't leave any scars.
Other than that, i never really cut myself deeper than 1 cm.
Last time i cut myself with a knife's blade was my enduras blade. I was weeping it off with my t-shirt, pressing the t-shirt on the blade and pulling it through... "Huh why's the blade red now? Ooops."
Last time i cut myself with a knife was also my endura... just passed it from my left to my right hand again and again, opening and closing it to get used to the thumbhole. Noticed the edges are still slightly rough and i had a small thumbhole sized cut. Not enough to draw blood, but enough to get me to smooth 'em off with a file.
The Last time i cut myself... was just yesterday, with a 10 bucks ebay queue. How in hells name can someone cut himself with a queue you ask?
Well, theres some metal in the midsection, where you put the 2 parts of the queue together. Eh.

Thinking back, i rarely cut myself with a knife and when i did it rarely draw blood. I probably cut myself way more often with paper and such.
Worst cut of someone i know, would have to be my kali instructor... he stored a (apparently unsheated) machete on top of a wardrobe... reached up to get something... and it came flying down.
