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Dang it I always miss out on the good stuffOh you really did it know! Bought a knife and joined BF! Ok here's what you do.
1. Setup secret bank account from wife.
2. Funnel $50 from every paycheck to it.
3. Create hiding place for knives.
Unlike women and their shoe/purse collections, your cutters will be constantly viewed as excessive and a waste of her resources.
Also if questioned on "is that a new knife" be like the terminator.
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