Hello, I’m new. I just got this knife in

Oh you really did it know! Bought a knife and joined BF! Ok here's what you do.

1. Setup secret bank account from wife.
2. Funnel $50 from every paycheck to it.
3. Create hiding place for knives.

Unlike women and their shoe/purse collections, your cutters will be constantly viewed as excessive and a waste of her resources.

Also if questioned on "is that a new knife" be like the terminator.

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Dang it I always miss out on the good stuff 😄! And welcome to the forum, friend! You will end up spending a ton of money 💰 if you hang around long enough!
 
Oh you really did it know! Bought a knife and joined BF! Ok here's what you do.

1. Setup secret bank account from wife.
2. Funnel $50 from every paycheck to it.
3. Create hiding place for knives.

Unlike women and their shoe/purse collections, your cutters will be constantly viewed as excessive and a waste of her resources.

Also if questioned on "is that a new knife" be like the terminator.

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