Help i need the best most rambo survival knife in the universe!!!

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shinyedges

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Hey, as the title says I need THE best MOST Rambo SURVIVAL knife in the whole flippin UNIVERSE!!!!

IT NEEDS TO CHOP METAL, PRY UP SUPERMANS FINGER NAILS, IT NEEDS TO MAKE UP FOR ME NOT HAVING ANY SKILLS WHAT SO EVER , GUIDE ME THROUGH SURVIVING ANY EVENT!! SLICE 150 SUPER THIN SLICES OUT OF TOMATOES, OLIVES, AND GRAPES!!!

OH AND IT NEEDS TO BE UNDER 10.00USD AS MY MOM HAS ME ON A BUDGET BECAUSE I TORE UP HER GARDEN WHILE PRACTICING SURVIVAL IN THE BACKYARD.








Haha just kidding lol so what knife brings you the most joy... any reason is fine sentimental value, ergonomics, value, color, it saved your life , what ever.. mine is currently my Winkler belt knife because the design on that bad boy is amazing it feels like it was made for my hand.

Mods I know this thread is humorous so move if necessary.
 
I know its removable but I'll remember it was on there.. I have beadchainophobia other wise it looks like it was made by thors hammer in fiery mount mordor lol
LEGION 12 said:
But it's removable man !
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Can it be folder and also be used to baton dried 16" firewood, open metal paint can lids with the tip and pry manhole covers? Also must it have a no questions asked warranty with lifetime free sharpening with the manufacturer paying shipping both ways and a free loaner. You didn't specify if it had to be less than four ounces with a quarter inch thick blade but still be able to slice your tomatoes.
 
I didn't incorporate those things you listed because its common sense lol not only do I want no questions asked warranty and a loaner when I send it in I also want the company to send a representative to my home to wipe my hiney , keep my knife from rusting, and find it when I lose it...
Final Option said:
Can it be folder and also be used to baton dried 16" firewood, open metal paint can lids with the tip and pry manhole covers? Also must it have a no questions asked warranty with lifetime free sharpening with the manufacturer paying shipping both ways and a free loaner. You didn't specify if it had to be less than four ounces with a quarter inch thick blade but still be able to slice your tomatoes.
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My problem is, the knives that bring me the most joy are the ones that I make myself. Then I sell them, so I can buy more supplies, to make more knives. Right now, I am making a little lightweight kephart, and I think it is my favorite among my works in progress. In this picture it is the second one from the top:

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Here are some that have brought me much joy in the past. Then I sold them. It's OK. I'm always making more.

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Please make sure that it lights up blue when Goblins or Orcs are near as well. There's been some news articles suggesting Goblin and Orc raids are on the rise. This is America, you need to protect you and yours.
 
I almost forgot to mention that I do have the Most Rambo Knife of All Time. It is a prototype made by Northrop Grumman Corp., which most of you have probably never even heard of. They asked me to test it out, in the backyard, when my mom's not home. Besides being a knife, it is also a telescoping fishing rod, grenade launcher, and pop-up tent, all-in-one. I can't show pictures of it, because it is classified.
 
That's a nice looking knife, one of these days I'll venture in to knife making. I often think if I could make my own knives would I carry other knives... idk maybe not. But I sure do like my Winkler.
redsquid2 said:
My problem is, the knives that bring me the most joy are the ones that I make myself. Then I sell them, so I can buy more supplies, to make more knives. Right now, I am making a little lightweight kephart, and I think it is my favorite among my works in progress. In this picture it is the second one from the top:

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Here are some that have brought me much joy in the past. Then I sold them. It's OK. I'm always making more.

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Better watch it, mothers have a 6th sense for when there children bring home items that could turn her house in to a pile of rubble lol does that puppy have a mode to save you from an ass whoopin from your mom? LOL
redsquid2 said:
I almost forgot to mention that I do have the Most Rambo Knife of All Time. It is a prototype made by Northrop Grumman Corp., which most of you have probably never even heard of. They asked me to test it out, in the backyard, when my mom's not home. Besides being a knife, it is also a telescoping fishing rod, grenade launcher, and pop-up tent, all-in-one. I can't show pictures of it, because it is classified.
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Ah now it all makes sense, I don't know if I can pull that beast from the wall but my puny arms will give it a go.. I'm not sure but I think I see the word Zeus burned into the blade in very very tiny writing..
LEGION 12 said:
That's not a bead chain that's an titanium rope anchor. Just in case you need to use that grail for an anchor while rappelling.
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Good point, don't want get caught off guard taking a poop or surviving in a tent in a park haha
Balls Deep said:
Please make sure that it lights up blue when Goblins or Orcs are near as well. There's been some news articles suggesting Goblin and Orc raids are on the rise. This is America, you need to protect you and yours.
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