Help i need the best most rambo survival knife in the universe!!!

I only make fixed blades, and I mostly carry them on trail walks. Around town (Chicago) and in the office, even the small fixed blades are kind of awkward to carry, so I end up carrying production folders: a 2.5" Buck Vantage, or an old Gerber LST, which is even smaller.
 
In before the move.

And, because it needs to be here:

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Whoa there you took this up another notch , that there needs a warning label and instructions ...butter beware!!
LEGION 12 said:
Here's another suggestion but be careful with this weapon ! :eek:
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I asked a legitimate question in my OP, the first part is humorous then came a question... this thread is both humorous and legitimate in my mind lol

And that knife might split a grape in 2 if it was sharp only 148 slices shy, darn it.
Shorttime said:
In before the move.

And, because it needs to be here:

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How about the mighty SAPTMFK?

Do a search for it if you've never seen the awesomeness.... It is pure testosterone with a handle!
 
Dear shinyedges,
At least your mum permits you to buy a knife.
And now, you must try real hard to convince her
That your life is worth a lot more than $10.00,
And to prove your worth,
Do extra chores and gain her trust
Enough to hopefully bag a real knife...
Worthy of your character.
Good luck!
P.s. Don't ask me for any money.
As I m still trying to save
for a real Rambo knife.
[video]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PAp69lX8wtQ[/video]
 
I'm just poking fun at the slew of threads that start this way girlymann I don't need nor want a the best most Rambo knife in the universe lol but the knife legion posted would put a serious hurting on Rambo... just take a look at how it fractured that wall... jeesh
GIRLYmann said:
Dear shinyedges,
At least your mum permits you to buy a knife.
And now, you must try real hard to convince her
That your life is worth a lot more than $10.00,
And to prove your worth,
Do extra chores and gain her trust
Enough to hopefully bag a real knife...
Worthy of your character.
Good luck!
P.s. Don't ask me for any money.
As I m still trying to save
for a real Rambo knife.
[video]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PAp69lX8wtQ[/video]
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shinyedges said:
I'm just poking fun at the slew of threads that start this way girlymann I don't need nor want a the best most Rambo knife in the universe lol but the knife legion posted would put a serious hurting on Rambo... just take a look at how it fractured that wall... jeesh
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You know a deadly weapon when you see one sir. I just set the mighty Jarbenza on top of this board and it just split itself!
 
Well to the untrained eye that jarbenza appears flimsy and cheap, but to the highly trained eye its true nature is easily seen lol you sir must have high skill to wield such unfathomable power... mere mortals couldn't bare the weight much less know how to use it..
LEGION 12 said:
You know a deadly weapon when you see one sir. I just set the mighty Jarbenza on top of this board and it just split itself!
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I don't need to buy a RAMBO SUPER SURVIVAL Ti EXTREME KNIFE. I just forge my own from ore, fire, and rocks when I am in a survival situation. I watched it on a movie one time I think (or the internet) so I don't need to practice in my mom's garden.

The knife that brings me the most joy is two....

I've talked of it before, but the first one is a cheap CRKT blister pack M16. My little girl saved her own money and picked it out herself as a gift for me. And it frankly does everything I need it to do.

The other is a old, well worn Cold Steel Recon tanto (back when that was a respected brand and knife). I am not sure it has truly saved my life, but it has been there for me during some difficult, or even perilous times. I have carried/used "better" since, but that knife has helped me through a few things.
 
Nice, I forgot to add titanium as a prerequisite lol

That's awesome your daughter got you the crkt m16 and I understand why its your favorite. My son gave me a playing card from one of his games and it lives in my truck lol I've cleaned the truck out dozens of times but always keep that card in there. And glad you read the entire first post. Thanks for sharing.
odd_duck said:
I don't need to buy a RAMBO SUPER SURVIVAL Ti EXTREME KNIFE. I just forge my own from ore, fire, and rocks when I am in a survival situation. I watched it on a movie one time I think (or the internet) so I don't need to practice in my mom's garden.

The knife that brings me the most joy is two....

I've talked of it before, but the first one is a cheap CRKT blister pack M16. My little girl saved her own money and picked it out herself as a gift for me. And it frankly does everything I need it to do.

The other is a old, well worn Cold Steel Recon tanto (back when that was a respected brand and knife). I am not sure it has truly saved my life, but it has been there for me during some difficult, or even perilous times. I have carried/used "better" since, but that knife has helped me through a few things.
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Thanks for starting this thread Shinyedges. Humor followed by sentiment is always a wise choice.

The card you keep in your truck is awesome. 20 years from now, I bet you will still have that card. I still have my daughters first school name tag in my wallet.
 
shinyedges said:
Well to the untrained eye that jarbenza appears flimsy and cheap, but to the highly trained eye its true nature is easily seen lol you sir must have high skill to wield such unfathomable power... mere mortals couldn't bare the weight much less know how to use it..
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Yes in the wrong hands that weapon can be devastating ! I left it unlocked by mistake once and my cat took down a whole brick wall ! Of course he would never admit it.
 
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