Help!!! I've been bitten!

[SpearHead]

Lying Hog.

 

[tyuio]

Let's get this straight ranger boy, i'm a piglet but i never lie.

 

[SpearHead]

I know you didn't just call me "boy".

 

[tyuio]

You are hundreds of miles away, i have my doors locked and i'm drinking many beers....why yes i did call you ranger boy.

I meant that in the nicest most respectful way however....

 

[SpearHead]

What difference does a door lock make? I never use the door anyway.

 

[tyuio]

That's good to know.

trap by the window...check

 

[SpearHead]

Windows are for the inexperienced.

green line... check

 

[tyuio]

Since i don't know what the green line is, i'm starting to get nervous. Am i paranoid if they're really after me???

 

[SpearHead]

harness... check

 

[tyuio]

nevermind, hehe

 

[SpearHead]

hmmm... it sounds as though you and Timothy may be closer than you are letting on Toink.

helicopter... check

 

[SpearHead]

now, now... you didn't really think I was that slow... or going to let that slide... did you?

 

[tyuio]

Had second thoughts about stiring up that nest. I guess if i had to hurt your feelings that's just the way it's got to be, i know how sensitive you can be.

 

[SpearHead]

Yeah... that's me. Mr Sensitivity.

 

[tyuio]

Sgt teddybear aka Mr sensitivity aka spearhog

 

[SpearHead]

hmmm.... I see that someone is keeping track of all my Noms de Guerre.

 

[tyuio]

I'm your biggest fan, i only have one question however..

 

[SpearHead]

Oh... good... my very own stalker. I guess that means I've hit the big time.

 

[tyuio]

LOL

 

[Xelloss]

Ummmm... Want me to take care of him for you, Les??? He's closer to me, and I still have a few drill bits and lead bars left...