Your time here will be short with that attitude. Another quality we look for in our members.
I was laughing pretty hard at it.
Yes, you are indeed delusional, I'm glad you're finally recognizing that.
Go ahead, click the boxes that say you're returning it because you're unhappy with your purchase, and you have buyer's remorse. Also, be sure to tell them that you USED, and more importantly, you MODIFIED the item, but you would like to return it anyway. Pretty sure they would then tell you to go pound sand. The fact is, you will be
lying to Amazon about why you're returning it, and the actual condition of the item. That's wrong, and unethical. You can't deny it.