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I Can't Help Falling in Love With You
By Elvis Wulf
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Knives, men say...
Are just tools, my friend
But I can't help
Falling in love with you.

Shall I strop?
Would it be a sin
If I can't help
Falling in love with you?

Like the tough black coating
Encases the INFI
Busse, so my love for you
Protects, and comforts me

Fill my hand
With your ergonomic grip
'Cause I can't help
Falling in love with you


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[This message has been edited by Wulf (edited 02-12-2001).]
 
I like coffee
I like tea
I love my wife
But I lust for a Busse Combat #3

P.S. If Mrs. toothed is reading this post: I'm just saying this to win the knife. Honest!
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Steel Heart

I had a knife when I was a kid and it was long gone....
I had a knife when I was a little bit older and it was long gone......
I had a knife when I met my first love and it was long gone......
I had a knife when my first kid was born and it was long gone.....
I have a Steel Heart now and it will still be here long after I'm gone.

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[This message has been edited by 2d_edge (edited 02-12-2001).]
 
There is a poster called Smoke
a dedicated knife using bloke.
After seeing the ads you see,
he bought not one Busse, but 3.
Made of A2 and the beloved INFI.
A Mean Street, Police Recruit, and #5,
good knives that keep folks alive.
They serve well as you can tell,
take a good edge and sharp as hell.
But one knife remains you see, the lowly, recently carried Basic #3.
Yes, 1 more made four but most left you see,
except for Jerry's Little Whittler, the Basic #3.


[This message has been edited by Smoke (edited 02-12-2001).]
 
The BUSSE knife can…! A Song... 2 B SUNG to the tune of: The Candy Man Can!
DON’T SAY IT: SING IT! SING IT OUT LOUD! Let the WHOLE WORLD HEAR IT!

Who can take some IRON, sprinkle it with AIR;
Shape it with a grinder til it can shave off all your hair?
The Busse Man, The Busse Man can!
The Busse Man can ‘cuz he mixes it with LOVE
And makes the knife-world glad!

Who can take some CARBON, wrapped with ALLOY, too;
Heat it in an oven til its edge is right for you?
The Busse Man, The Busse Man can!
The Busse Man can ‘cuz he mixes it with LOVE
And makes the knife-world glad!

{Refrain:}
Jerry Busse makes,
everything he “bakes”
Indestructible ‘n’ “Steelicious”
Talk about your childhood wishes...!
You can even clean big fishes!

{Key change: up half-step!}
OH! who takes on All-Comers,
Compared t’what his knives do?
Last thru camp all summers
And the building seasons, too?
The Busse Knives, The Busse Knives can!

{Are you still singing? You should be!}
What can chop a tree down?
What can skin a snake?
Carve the “lil” notches 4 snares without a sound, The Busse knife you’ll take.
The Busse Knife you’ll take!
The Busse Knife you’ll take ‘cuz it’s the finest one around,
just ask anyone from town...

{Sing it like Sammy can, right here folks!}
Nothing is impossible, nothin’ you cannot do;
My Busse is unstoppable, ya’ could even plan a coux!
She’s my BUSSE Bride:
my joy & pride!
My BUSSE Gal can ‘cuz she is mixed with LOTS OF LOVE,
And makes the knife-world glad!

The Finale: {Slow tempo down here, folks...}
And the knife world’s glad cuz the BUSSE Man
Thinks that it’s the way a knife should be;
So when I’m lost or scared,
Then I’ll be so glad to have my BUSSE knife with me!
{ BUSSE knives & Valentines go together…
‘Cuz their REAL secret ingredient is LOVE...! }
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From the mind of the Clif
 
Frankly I have no idea how great is a Busse but I know Busse guys and gals are constantly busy.

So here's a wish for all them chaps over there, hang in there.
Valentine's here, have no fear, someone somewhere loves ya, ye'hear!



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Make Love your strongest weapon. Compassion your shield and forgiveness your armour.
 
*bongo drums playing*
An elephant falls down an empty stairway...

The palm trees on the roof sway back and forth...back and forth...

*sinister music starting to play*
The knife sinks into a baked potato...

The world rejoices.
*gong strike*
 
my battle mistress
she is not so beautiful
except when aroused




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There once was a man from Nantucket
Who had it with Mad Dog and said **** it
You see he was cutting a log
With his Piece Of **** Mad Dog
And much to his shagrin
the damn thing began chippin
He ran to his wife
and said "I need a new knife"
She was normally fusy
But said "how about a Busse!"
He said "I love you my dear"
"Now bring me a beer!"
She said "I love you to you see"
"That is why you can have a Busse"
"But maybe you can't hear"
"Go get your own damn beer"
"It's your fault you bought the Mad Dog"
"That damn thing can't slice through FOG!"

Sorry, I could not resist
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Busse! Busse! burning bright
In the Depths of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Begat thy beautiful symmetry?

In what distant forge below
Burns the fire to make metal flow?
Such a wish, dare he aspire?
What bladesmith dare use such fire?

And what shoulder, and what arm,
Could shape such steel in firey harm?
And when thy blade began to form,
A Basic 3, into the world was born.

What the hammer? what the steel?
could such a instrament be real?
What the anvil? what the force?
Dare he make it, attempt the course?

Fire and sparks, joy and fear,
True perfection, never a knife so near,
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Busse make thee?

Busse! Busse! burning bright
In the Depths of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could forge thy beautiful symmetry?


Dan
 
I sit here now
On top of the world
Watching the little people
Scurrying about on menial tasks
Bound by ignorant rules.

I watch them sadly
Scampering around
Unaware of what they miss
By avoiding the feared steel
Such as my Busse

With it on my side and in hand
I clear my path
Guided to my destiny
Among natural beauty
And natural laws.

Through the forests I roam
The earth as my bed
Living with nature
Not against it
And strenthened by my knife.

Like the mythical Excalibur
It bestows strength on its owner
Allowing me courage and faith
To go along without aversion
And carry on my destiny.

No matter where I travel
I can rely on my blade
A stout Busse
Strong and beautiful
And like music in my hand.

'Tis like my lady love
Warming my heart while in her arms
Just to be near her makes me feel
That I could do anything
I am called to do.

My faithful Busse
Sits always near me
Never out of reach
And never out of heart
Forever it stays!

Soon does my lady also
Come to me and stay
As we share life and knife
A beautiful lady, a beautiful knife
O! a true picture of perfection!

Side note: I do not as of yet own a Busse(hint, hint) but I eagerly await the day I can afford such a beautiful peace of craftmanship.


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Sean
 
In Wauseon, a land far away,
The knife fairies gathered to play.
They hammered and ground,
And danced to the sounds
With peanuts as their pay.

Their king was a wee little fairy,
With tutu and beard and name Jerry.
He sat alone at the wheel
And ground on the steel
And made knives so sharp they were scary.

I journeyed to see this wee fairy
For his knives had become legendary.
But all that I found
Was a pile on the ground
It appeared to be fairy arm hairy.

The moral is, if you find
A knife with an unusual grind
You’ll only do harm
By shaving your arm
All you’ll leave is a hairy behind.

 
Once upon a midnight dreary, while she pondered eyes all bleary,
Over knives that I had considered scarcely not an hour before.
Poring through the cat'log's mapping, ever conscious of a rapping,
Of her shod foot firmly tapping, tapping on the kitchen floor.
"Not THIS one," she pointed, foot tapping on the kitchen floor.
"Not this one and not one more!"

Ah, distinctly I remember, my eyes alit like glowing ember,
When each happy fam'ly member brought birthday gifts inside our door.
Eagerly, I tore them open - curious and ever hoping
For the Busse, no more to covet - covet as I had before!
For that INFI fixed blade that I never had before!
With micarta galore!

And the power of that feeling, sure to send my mind a-reeling,
Thrilled me - filled me with visions chilling to my very core.
So that now to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating,
"Now surely I can have that knife that I did not buy before.
The Busse Basic that I did not buy before.
But have always wanted, and could not ignore."

Now at last the urge was stronger, growing large from waiting longer,
"Dear," said I, "uh, Sweetheart, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was crazy, you know that I'm much too lazy
And my memory is hazy, hazy like those times before,
"Certainly I had not committed to quit this hobby before,
Certainly," of this I swore.

Deep into her dark eyes peering, long I sat there wondering, fearing,
Headed for a place where no man returns without a chore.
But her glare remained unbroken, and there she stood, solid, oaken,
I heard the words before she'd spoken, "Not this one and nothing more."
Part of this I repeated, and murmured back the words "Nothing more?"
Yes, this I'd heard in times before.

Feverishly, my mind churning (proper responses I'm still learning)
If I add to my collection, she would show me the door.
For my knives sat in corners dusty, some ATS, still others rusty,
Soon I'd stammer or I'd sweat, sweat out of every pore.
She'd see my scheme from the sweat coming out of every pore.
If this occurs, I get none more.

"Hon...," I started, ever hoping, for careful words, I'd been groping
As if searching for a diamond in a thousand tons of ore.
I felt as if I had been stranded, or as common crook been branded,
By feable, myriad excuses, excuses ever thinner wore.
Hopelessly, I thought excuses that ever thinner wore.
Only these, and thought none more.

There she stood, eyes beguiled, sparkling, and then she smiled.
A look reserved for special times, for at my soul it tore.
Cautious treading here demanded, as I felt soon to be remanded -
I feared I knew her likely plan to be constraining her amour.
There was no torture more direct than constraining her amour.
Horrific torture, none worse more.

Cursed greed of knife collection! Must it deprive me of affection?
These demons raced about my head like ghosts from days of yore.
The Busse Basic is a beauty, surely fit for any duty,
And like a pirate's love of booty, my yearning I could not ignore.
Yet save my hobby (and my marriage) which I could not ignore.
Not sleep on the couch a month or more.

With racked brain, strained unnerving, to demonstrate or show deserving
And receive a gift that my spouse may very well abhor!
For, see I feel that if my wife, were to have herself this very knife
It may just well change her life, or at least opinions that she bore.
She may see error, see the scorn for the opinions that she bore.
And firm tapping of her foot, I'd hear nevermore.

So, Mrs. Busse, now I plead - that my affliction you will feed.
Despite the fact my wife may freak and lock her "lovin' coeur."
Or it may be her great pleasure, to possess a tanto treasure
A prize I'd very dearly measure, like my wife (who I adore.)
So please, Busse (a comp'ny likewise who I adore)
Send the Basic to our door?
 
You guys are amazing! I sense a book of Busse Combat Knife poetry in the near future. The young ladies in the shop have rallied to be given the judgement rights as to the winner of this contest. Their rationalization is that they, perhaps, have a better ear for true romance and feeling than do the gristled guys. Mmmmmm. . .. . there might be somethin' there.

The contest ends this coming Sunday at midnight. . . .keep 'em coming.

By the way I'm not kidding when I say that some of these are REALLY amazing. . . . great job! . .. .I stand stunned and in awe of the Nuclear Forumites poetic, lyric, and limerick writing abilities.

Yours in nuclear awe,

Busse
 
As an official contest judge, I must say I am really impressed. We girls are going to have our work cut out for us. Keep them coming!
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Jennifer Busse
 
In the Heat of Battle, you’ll know who your true friends are: (they R the ones who won’t let you down.)
I haven’t seen any “short stories” yet; I “thot” I’d fill the bill. writing time: 5.5 hrs: 1 sitting: Val-Day Evening.
A Short Story: “IN THE HEAT OF BATTLE.”
“How long had I been here? How long must I stay?” His mind was pounding from the questions never answered, reeling from the shock of yet another salvo from beyond the enemy’s lines. That one was too close, he thought. I must get under their line of fire.
He gritted his teeth as he muttered something nearly incomprehensible to his squad-members: “The only way out,... is through.”
Slowly at first, & painfully, the dark-clad assault squad made its way out of its protected nook in the trench, & moved under cover of night into the cool ocean air. They had already come this far, millions of “man-lengths,” as they counted distance here, led by their intrepid Captain. Refreshed by moving breezes of sea air, they quickened their pace and found brief shelters to re-group within the war-torn coastal village. Moving steadily toward their goal, the enemy’s command headquarters, they encountered opposition. It was a band of ten silver-colored metallic beasts, brandishing various weapons, both ranged as well as close quarter: each nine foot at the shoulder. With the Captain, there were five men, making six in all. “Spears of wood, and knives of iron, against THAT?” one of the men whispered. “It is enough!” the Captain calmy whispered back. “We have the element of surprise. USE your tools like I taught you, this is what you trained for!” As the ten buzzing, metallic sentries rolled by in the center of the street, from two flanking positions, the six attacked. The gray-metal blades bit deeply into the silver hearts of machinery, lashed atop the wooden spear-shafts for added close-quarter safety clearance. Once the first six had been thrust through by the squad working as if it were one man, the death-throes began for the mighty machines. Spears were rapidly arced side-to-side that they might open the wounds further & bleed out the precious oils that allowed for their motivation. As the smooth whirring turned into short popping sounds, the enemy’s flailing & falling “corpses” provided a barrier of metal for the now entrapped four that occupied the center of the attacked patrol unit. Rather than risk injury to their own by ranged auto-fire, the remaining four machines quickly calculated that close-quarter weapons were in order. Just like the Captain had said, the men thought.
Within that pulse-beat of time that the mechanical giants switched to long, thin, sharpened implements, the squad’s convex-edged spearheads were used to slash & break the mild steel weapons of their opposition, using their recently defunct “comrades” as shields to work behind. Just as quickly, they slashed upwards with a twisting motion to place the edge-on blade portion through the “head-thorax” junction with clean sweeps... In just a few brief moments, the battle was over; for now. “Now that’s how its done, my friends.” The Captain spoke. “When all we have are knives.”
You see, the freemen hadn’t any guns left! Nor ammunition for them if they had, & no factories to build them in. Some had at first manufactured their own out of small one-man workshops, but eventually these were raided & confiscated. That had been two wars ago, & the only range weapons of any real firepower had been those taken from the enemy. The Enemy, or enemies: machines who could reproduce themselves with the touch of an assembly-line button-switch. Machines had proved more useful even than clones, as the first war revealed.
With machines, the freemen & freewomen could be systematically eliminated, removing hope in the process. Most had lost any real hope of winning “the War,” but surrender never seemed an option.
Some would arise to “rally the troops” here & there, but always, they would eventually die. But then along came the Captain.
The Captain: now he was a real enigma. No one knew where he had come from, but he moved through the ranks quickly in this New Army. It was as if he had had all the training somewhere else, before he came. It was apparent to all that had fought beside him, that in the art of war, he was NO NOVICE. A few times his fellow soldiers had heard him muttering something about an “old world,” a differing time, a time of peace, of contentment, where life was not lived as if every moment were your last. But those days were gone now, he would always conclude. “Gone,” he’d say, holding his head like he forgot something important, “unless we could infiltrate & knock out the command center of the adversary.” That was his plan, the plan of the Captain.
The HU had said it was impenetrable, impossible to get through. HU issued warnings to the men: stay in the trenches, don’t be a hero; the war would end soon. We were winning; it was only a matter of time.
The men had heard that all their lives. HOPE was an antiquated word, with an archaic meaning: so out-of-date, out-of-touch with the here-and-now of the gloom of unending war.
Then, Somehow, the Captain had gained audience with HU {Hi-Ups in the chain of command}, & gave them his “master plan” that he had cooked up. They said that it wouldn’t work. That is, until “the demonstration.” One agreed, then another, until finally, it was done: a decision had been made: a Command Decision. A squad would be formed; its purpose: to advance to the enemy line, cut through it, then march, for days, weeks, more than a month if need be, living on what they brought or could find, until the Power Center was reached. Power Detectors had located it, but no one had been able to advance beyond the grim, unsmiling masks of the enemy robotics division outside Metal-Gate. That’s what they entitled it, here in the freelands. Metal-Gate, an unmoving guardian of unknown origin, keeping back the people inside from the freelands & vice-versa. Nothing had been able to get through that barrier, nothing on this side. No lock cylinder with tumblers to manipulate, so as to bypass that strong-hold of oppression it kept watch over. Just unblinking metal, in the curious shape of a huge eye, overlooking its domain, and with a view to beyond. “Rather symbolic of oppression,” the Captain exhorted the men, “to always have an eye for what it could not contain.” It daunted the bravest of the freemen & freewomen who fought for others’ liberty. HU had sent agents with satchel charges to “bring down the door” but to no avail. Each time the metal robots would cut the agents down without mercy. Even most of the Hi-Ups, (it became common knowledge), had given up hope then.
But not so the Captain: he had brought with him something, several somethings in fact, that could cut through the metallic sheaths of those hideous cyber-beasts, even slice through their steely exo-skeletons & penetrate their wiry steel hearts. That’s when the Hi-Ups decided, after he had demonstrated in their presence, in mock battle, the bashing, the piercing, the dominating factor of his weapons he had brought. The mock cyborg was no match for the indestructible things pitted effortlessly against it. The Captain utilized every part of his weapons with efficiency against the man-machine, proving their worth in battle. When the melee was over, a pile of wreckage at his feet, the Captain uttered the brief but effective ultimatum: “Well?” The Hi-Ups collected their collective breaths & one spoke: “What do you call these... things that you use?” From his dry & parched throat, the Captain spoke: “I call them my best friends. Some I call my brothers & sisters, & this one,” caressing the medium-sized smooth-edged hacker, “I even call my mistress.” At that point, it was settled. He would go. He was free to hand-pick the squad from the ranks of the rag-tag assembly, euphemistically termed: the Free Army. After a few weeks training, he knew whom he would choose: the ones named Benaiah, Ulysses, Samuel, Stuart, & Everett; they had proved themselves quick, strong, humble, & were each eager to learn how to counter every opposition & hardship presented to them. “What weapons will we use?” Benaiah asked. “These.” The Captain answered, pulling from his travel duffel ten knives, with handles of gray, some with tan. “Just these?” Ulysses queried. “We’ll each make the King of Weapons with these, my friend. Spears.” Each knife did have two holes adjacent to the rough-looking composite hilts, & seemed quite suited to this purpose. Each man was allowed to “cut his own switch” or shaft for his spear, & learned to painstakingly secure the blade to the shaft.
Strapped to each man’s leg was another of the gray blades, for “closer work.” The Captain had three: one for his spear-head, one at his leg, & one crafted into a huge knife, rather a broad-like sword, strapped to his back. “The Ultimate Advantage,” he said confidently to Samuel when asked. That was the one that he used to pry Metal-Gate apart at its seams, bursting it from the confines of its frame. That had been more than a week ago.
After that, they had encountered several patrols, & quickly dispatched them as the others. So they moved onward during the night-times, toward the command-post. It seemed like lifetimes before they reached it.
“The Power Detectors had indicated that this was the place.” Stuart volunteered.
Old wooden steps led up to a warehouse humming with electrical power. Before they knew it, the wide doors were opened, and they were under attack! Each man, armed with nuclear fire-tempered spear-points, gave charge to the would-be assaulters, and ran them through! Barely through a second set of double doors set close to the first, they used their half-flat, half-convex slashing edges to hack through rifles, raised to fire, but not quite successful in the attempt. Each man, Benaiah, Ulysses, Samuel, Stuart, & Everett, carried his secondary hand weapon at the ready for quick deployment & dispatching. “Sentry removal” was complete.
They moved silently through the busy but uninhabited warehouse, until they saw the raised room in the center. “Robots this far in, never calculate that sheeple are a threat...” The Captain observed. Flanking the central rise, the squad trusted again to the miraculous metal that cut through their opponents armor and weapons. The Captain had his ever-faithful Broad-tipped Sword to slice & skewer, as the opportunities presented themselves. Moving up & through the rampway, ahead of the line of rifle fire being laid down, he struck one of the rifleman with his Sword simultaneous to plunging his spear into the other at his left. Three men armed with rifles stood in the control room.
The Captain quickly hewed through one soldier’s rifle before he could adjust to take aim, then another’s, but his strength had all but given out, and as he cut part-way through the weapon, he felt the weight of the rifle at the end of his spear, and dropped it. He knew that his squad would quickly dispatch those that had wielded them. Then there was but one man left standing of the enemy squad, and the Captain, breathing hard, with his Sword. The man was staring wild-eyed at the unruly weapons that had cut through his comrades’ firearms, “lock, stock, & barrel”, as they say...
“What IS that?” the only remaining squad member gasped, attempting to focus on the dull gray blade of considerable length. The Captain paused, had pity on the poor flinching soldier, and answered his request: It’s the INFI-nity-Sword: it was made by the late Busse Knife Company three world wars ago. My father inherited it from his father before him, then he bequeathed it to me. It is all that is left of the “old world”, before the fabled “Gleaming Star” touched the earth, & vaporized the common materials of our planet.
“Busse…” the man spewed forth. Ah, he had heard the legends, & now knew they were true. It was staring him right in the face, and he could not deny it. “Then I have fought for the wrong side, for all these years... haven’t I?” “Perhaps,” said the Captain. "But it’s not too late to join us. We are few, but we have all we need, and we are content with that.” The Captain spoke with compassion, catching his breath. “I... I, uh, I would like that,” the man stammered. But if I join you, do I get to use a Busse, too?” “Oh yes,” said the Captain; “I take care of my soldiers.”
Moving beyond the now friendly soldier-in-shock, the Captain swung his Ultimate Advantage toward the Ultimate control-board console, at the juncture of cables in the metal tube housing them. This would be the conduit leading to the robotic manufacturing controller from its power supply. With a clanking of metal-on-metal, the sword sliced cleanly, and it was through! “No one trained to fix it left alive,”: Everett noted, “except you.” He pointed his medium-large battle-blade at the young soldier left alive from the crew. “I, I will go with you, never to return here.” He stammered, but with resolution in his voice. And so he did.
At the arrival of the ‘hero squad’ as they were dubbed, a ceremony was preceded by much exultation.
The Hi-Ups honored each man with promotions, & rewarded the Captain with a promotion, as well. The chief Hi-Up stepped forward & offered: “You may only be Major in rank now, but I think everyone here knows that you’re really the Commander of Armies for Freeland.”
“Speech, speech!” The crowd roared. The Captain, earning the promotion to Major for his bravery, was not one for long words. “Hope gleams her brightest only in the darkest hour: her gleam is reserved for those not judging by circumstance, but by faith & ability. While there is still but one Busse knife left, there is still hope for mankind. As the good Lord provided these as means, so use them to secure your end, which shall be peace. Never forget that. Always hold on to your hope, and she will never forsake you; this, my friends, is the true art of faithfulness. Stay true to her, & her edge will always stay true for you. But you, you must be responsible for where you direct her edge; for evil, or for good. Stay true, & do the good.”
And with that, he stepped back from the podium, with a face like he had just remembered something of great importance, and with a broad smile beaming from his road-weary cheeks, he vanished.
The crowd, shocked with wonder, looked about, but he was not to be found. Then the young man from the enemy camp, who had come to his senses ~in the heat of battle~ rose & said: “He left us a legacy! Let us keep it, & keep it always sharp.” And from that day forward, a new flag flew in Free-Land: a silhouette of a battle blade thrust into the top of a hill, sun rising from beyond, just below the cross-guard. From the projecting handle hilt-top flew a miniature flag, and so forth... The colors were Yellow from Gray: Hope from Gloom.
And so it came to pass, that sons & daughters learned to whittle wooden flutes in the freedom of the woods, that they might make music; to cut their food in the enjoyment that comes with peacetime, that they might grow strong; & to find other peaceful purposes for a scary looking knife...!
May it ever be; in our land of the free, as long as she has, well, y’know, it starts with a “B”….!


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Clif
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"Percival... I never knew how empty was my soul until it was filled."
Arthur the King upon sipping from the Grail.

[This message has been edited by Climber (edited 02-16-2001).]
 
Please, Oh please,
I am down on my knees
Can i have one of the Basic 3's?

james

[This message has been edited by jrpsycho (edited 02-17-2001).]
 
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