hey Mike Turber

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Hey big guy,

How about bestowing some blessings (knives), on us meer mortals? Of course, we'd be eternally grateful.
 
In the beginning, I told you to take charge of my creation. I blessed you with the ability to design and make the tools that you would need to do this.

No other creature on Earth purposely designs and makes his own tools. Yes, I have taught some other animals to pound with rocks or climb on sticks, but you alone create your own tools for your own purposes. You alone elevate those tools to art forms.

When you celebrate the knife, you celebrate a part of your uniqueness in my creation.

I have already blessed you with the knife. If it is knives you want, then you will have to make them for yourself.
 
Funny, why hasn't the humble Pookie responded again to this thread.
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"All of our knives open with one hand, in case you're busy with the other"
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Hey big G,
Why do bad things happen to good people? I've always wondered.

And what is the "special sauce?"

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-Corduroy
(Why else would a bear want a pocket?)
 
The numble pookey has been banned for his foolishness in another thread.

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Best Regards,
Mike Turber
BladeForums Site Owner and Administrator
Do it! Do it right! Do it right NOW!
www.wowinc.com

 
Why bad things happen to good people and why good things happen to bad people? Now there is an original question. Not. I wrote an FAQ on that about 5000 years ago. It is on the web:
http://bible.gospelcom.net/bible?language=English&version=NIV&passage=Job+1

The bottom line is this: be thankful that you do not get what you deserve.

As for my beard, I shaved it off. I am trying to look younger to appeal more to today's youth. That is why I am trying the Internet too. People just are not impressed with flaming bushes anymore.


 
I love your movie work! And those cameos on "The Simpsons" are great, too.

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-Corduroy
(Why else would a bear want a pocket?)
 
Thank you.

Have you read my book? It is a best-seller, you know. And, it will be on the final exam


[This message has been edited by God (edited 03 July 1999).]
 
I have, but different versions seem to say different things. I think something's been lost in the translation. Wish I read Hebrew. Could you re-issue it perhaps, so the Christians, Muslims, and Jews could find some common ground?

Still wondering about the special sauce....

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-Corduroy
(Why else would a bear want a pocket?)
 
Flaming bushes are O.K. by me, Lord; thank you for penicillin, by the way. I heard you were working on a politically correct version of your book. Is this true, or just a nasty rumor? Did we really deserve Clinton? Scratch that, sir, yes we did. Sorry to bother you.

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Sean Perkins
perkinsknives.com
seanperkins@yahoo.com
 
I am sorry about all of the confusion surrounding my book. Some people have taken it upon themselves to translate it without my help. Others have translated it in order to promote their own agenda, not mine.

My book is politically correct, by definition.

How curious that, here in Bladeforums, nobody wants to talk about knives.

BTW, in case you forgot, tomorrow is my day off.
 
Um... God Sir, two questions:

First what did you think of the movie Prince of Egypt? Did you feel it was a reasonable portrayal of those events and yourself? I like it quite a bit.

Two, in the Jewish religion, today was your day off, as well as some forms of Christianity. Does that mean that you have both days off? What do you do with all that time off? Do you leave on vacation? Go on camping trips and such?
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Thank you,
Sandy
 
OK!

Talking knives - since you blessed us with the ability to make our own knives, I'd like to know if you have any particular favorite knives. Since we like to please you, Big Guy, we would be very happy to hear what you like!

How about these new steels, are we doing well with Talonite and some of the newer materials?

Since you are always hearing about what we like and want, maybe it's time we payed attention to what you like and want. I know the really important stuff is in the book, but if you have any important sidenotes or suggestions, they would be most welcome. After all, it has been a long time since we got the book.

TTFN Omniscient One, hope to hear from you soon (of course not until after your time off - hope it is a time of rest and renewal).
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And, um, Sir, if you get time on your day(s) off, could you maybe answer Corduroy's question about the special sauce? I think that's probably at the heart of all our questions. If, of course, our constant striving to find this answer is the source of our need for you and stuff, you know, we'll understand; could you maybe give us a hint at least?

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Sean Perkins
perkinsknives.com
seanperkins@yahoo.com
 
Maybe that's not a good idea. I worry that if we knew what it was, maybe it wouldn't be "special." Kinda like the big guy, here.

It tastes in mysterious ways....

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-Corduroy
(Why else would a bear want a pocket?)
 
Uhh, GOD, is a "terrible swift sword" tactical or utilitarian? How does a flaming sword compare to a light saber? Could Cliff do a review?
 
Um, guys, don't you think you're taking this thing a wee bit too far? You're gonna give *god* a superiority complex.
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