Sarge,
What was the female Marines MOS? I know a couple over there, including one of my combat engineers, that have rather large blades and like to use them J.
You must have missed SERE, JEST, and a few others where you learn to appreciate the crawly things. Or a tour in Thailand where one of the local initiations/customs is to eat a large water bug/beetle. Its all good.
Just remember that the flushed out system will make you easy prey for the female of the species so take whatever precautions are appropriate. We wouldnt want some wayward hussy taking advantage of you in a weakened and inebriated state, it would be unseemly!
S/F, Mike