HI Kukri for a neanderthal

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I am the neanderthal in question and would like your collective opinion on a HI kukri that I can't break:D . It may see a little outdoor use now and again but given the attitude to knives in the UK it will be very rare. It will mainly be for zombies, the end of the world, attack by vampires. Etc. ;).
 
1) Chiruwa Ang Khola (the only khukuri warranted for use as prybar)

quoted from http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/showthread.php/653192-Himalayan-Imports-Limited-Lifetime-Warranty



the Ang Khola family -- the unbreakable knife!

The Chiruwa Ang Khola
...usually 16 to 17 inches in length, blade 1/2 inch thick, 2+ inches wide, about 1.75 to 2.0+ pounds. Full tang.

The Himalayan Imports Ang Khola has been recommended in articles which appeared in every major knife magazine in the US. This knife is considered by many experts to be the toughest knife in the world. It has chopped up steel drums and junk cars with no damage to the knife. In lateral strength tests which destroyed other knives the Ang Khola would not budge. You simply can't break it!


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I think Ndogs Giant Chitlangi Bowie just screams neanderthal and the screaming part just screams your namesake.

Other than that I'm on board with the Chiruwa AK. Probably see one of those long before another giant Chitlangi and I doubt Ndog will part with his anytime soon.
 
The chiruwa AK would be my pick. Maybe an ASTK. Those bad boys are pretty thick at the spine.
 
Hey Neanderthal! Im not sure about your laws in the UK but this is one of my favorite EDC's. I was even thinking about having Pugs (one of our resident leatherbenders) make a sheath for it!

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It even has a cute little Karda!


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Hold your head up son! Your not a loser. My momma use to tell me that, often said I was pathetic but not a loser, there's some comfort in that somewhere.

Thanks for reminding me I don't have a Ganja, is it Ganja or Ganga, hmm the g and the j are pretty close together. I thought it was Ganga but I'm still in rookie status.
 
If you are looking for something stabby I would say go for an Uncle Bill Especiale.
 
Partial to the CAK myself, but the Gunga Ram and the M43 are worth consideration as well.
 
im interested too in yall opinions, i want a heavy duty chopper and a long slicer, probably a 18inch Ak and a 25 in sirupati..
 
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Nawww. Aint partin with that one yet but if you want Zombie killer then Giant Chitlangi Bowie is it! If you want a skull splittin trail monster then maybe a 20" AK long as you dont have to carry it too many miles. They are 3# plus. or 22" ganga Ram special.
I think Ndogs Giant Chitlangi Bowie just screams neanderthal and the screaming part just screams your namesake.

Other than that I'm on board with the Chiruwa AK. Probably see one of those long before another giant Chitlangi and I doubt Ndog will part with his anytime soon.

Those 25" chitlangis are very beautiful to me! I love them long fullers! I have only heard of two of them before and Bawanna here owns one:thumbup:
 
im interested too in yall opinions, i want a heavy duty chopper and a long slicer, probably a 18inch Ak and a 25 in sirupati..

I think you've got the right idea there. An 18" AK is heavy duty for sure, and I am partial to the traditional style handle vs. the full tang of the CAK. As far as a light/fast slicer, sirupati or kobra would both be good choices. The 21" and 25" models are both really impressive.
 
I'd say go with the Chiruwa Ang Khola if you want the top of the line unbreakable khukuri


Ganja Rasta Ram
Gunga Din Ram

Ganga Ram was a very old (80 yrs) kami. The Royal Kami is his Nephew. He said that he could make an unbreakable knife that would never need to be sharpened. He made an awesome knife, that is named in his honor. Using his expertise and the magic stone he nearly made his claims come true by the accounts I've heard.

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http://www.himalayan-imports.com/Kamis.htm


Uncle Bill said:
this picture is the shop of the old kami. It is near the village of Udaipur down in SE Nepal. The village cannot be reached by road and travellers must ford a stream of fair size to reach it. Gelbu sent a pix of himself wading waist deep across the stream.

The old kami is 80. The "young" one is 70.

Gelbu, Kami's [Sherpa] youngest son, heard about these old kamis on his journey and made quite an effort to go see them and I think it was worth it. When he arrived Gelbu told them who he was, what he was doing, told of Kami Sherpa, me and my Gorkha brother and of Himalayan Imports.

The old kami who is named Ganga Ram Bishwakarma said, "I've heard of you fellows. That American jwai (son-in-law) is the one who does business with that Gorkha boy down near Dharan." He is referring to Til Bai who is in his 60's as a Gorkha "boy."

The old kami goes on. "Well, you tell that American jwai if he thinks that Gorkha boy can make a good khukuri then he has a lot to learn about khukuris. You tell him I am going to make him a "magical khukuri" (I swear -- this is what Gelbu told me he actually said) the likes of which he and few others have ever seen.

We used to make all our khukuris like this when I was young. My grandfather made them, my father made them, and perhaps I am the only kami in Nepal left alive that can make one. But I will make this jwai such a khukuri. Tell him he will never have to sharpen this khukuri. The more he uses it the sharper it gets. And, he will never be able to break it. This khukuri will outlive him and that Gorkha boy and every other man who is alive in this world today. You come back here on your way home and I will have this khukuri ready for you. When our jwai gets this khukuri have him tell you what he thinks about it and then you come back here and tell me. And, that will be my price for this khukuri -- only that you return here and tell me what the American jwai thinks about this "magical khukuri."

Now, boys, this khukuri should be here in a week or so and it is one I really want to see and test a little. Even if it doesn't get sharper with use it is a khukuri that will go into my collection along with this story and a picture of old Ganga Ram. Of course, I will share pictures, review, and thoughts regarding this khukuri. If this one gets lost I am going to cry.

Now you see why I hold these old kamis so near and dear to my heart. What wonderful people they are! I love them.

BILL MARTINO
 
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I'm with Phil on the chiruwa-vs-hidden tang issue. I've never broken a hidden (or partial) tang that was correctly done, and I push stuff pretty hard. (Although I'm ocd enough about sharpness that I don't pry with stuff I've sharpened, because I don't want to take anything to the ER is a ziploc bag full of ice...)
 
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Ganga Ram was a very old (80 yrs) kami. The Royal Kami is his Nephew. He said that he could make an unbreakable knife that would never need to be sharpened. He made an awesome knife, that is named in his honor...

If you're wondering what happened to that original "magical khukuri" that Ganga Ram made, and what it looked like, the answer is here.
 
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