High dollar pace count bead project

R.A.T.

R.A.T.

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Thought you might like to see this. We are working on Titanium beads to be sold as zipper pulls, lanyard bling, pace count beads, etc. These damn things are expensive but I thought I would at least build one set of the world's most senseless and expensive set of pace count beads. They are lightweight though and I like how they index in your fingers with the tapered design.

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You kill me man. Kind of like that $175 10" knife that you can outchop with a $10 machete sales pitch for the Junglas? :D

You guys always make cool stuff you know you need to work on your bullshit skills. Here let me try:

Do you want to die? Are you still using those cheap plastic pace count beads that won't survive in the most extreme conditions, when your life is on the line? A tool for true survivors. Buy them or die!

Something like that if you want to be in the magazines and on the forums!

Oh and those need to be on a kevlar/titanium wire braid with a backup cord of Nomex to make sure they are fireproof, cutproof and idiotproof.
 
Man, we just sell shit that looks cool. If you want something to save your life then buy a 10 dollar machete and a cell phone. But, if you buy our bling then you will be the coolest dude on the block when you step out amongst the world of peers in the bullshit knife and survival market. Every man will want to be like you and every woman will want to be with you. When you show up with a 175 dollar set of Titanium pace count beads, the rest of those that thought they were cool will tremble and buckle at the knees. Then when you say "Yep, that's right, they're made by ESEE", then they will literally fall at your feet.
 
R.A.T. said:
Man, we just sell shit that looks cool. If you want something to save your life then buy a 10 dollar machete and a cell phone. But, if you buy our bling then you will be the coolest dude on the block when you step out amongst the world of peers in the bullshit knife and survival market. Every man will want to be like you and every woman will want to be with you. When you show up with a 175 dollar set of Titanium pace count beads, the rest of those that thought they were cool will tremble and buckle at the knees. Then when you say "Yep, that's right, they're made by ESEE", then they will literally fall at your feet.
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Disregard, your bullshit spigot is working fine.....:p
 
How big are these? Will they double as a sexual device?

(Not for me personally, not that there's anything wrong with that. I try not to judge.)
 
They could probably be used as sexual beads if that's what you like
 
Guyon said:
Will they double as a sexual device?
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DH1 said:
Needs more tactical black and anti IR reflectivity.
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See? I'm not the only one thinking about bedroom applications. :p

Just trying to expand your market. There's a guy over in the Becker forum who apparently makes some high-end stainless devices. You guys could team up and make a killing. I'm seeing a whole product line. ESEE condoms, ESEE coke spoons, ESEE marital aids... Ya'll really are trying to take over the world, aren't you? :D

On a more serious note, they look cool. Bet they're light as a feather.
 
Guyon said:
How big are these? Will they double as a sexual device?

(Not for me personally, not that there's anything wrong with that. I try not to judge.)
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just tie 'em to a top fuel dragster and let it yank 'em out of your sphincter at the peak moment... which damn well better coincide with the green light on the christmas tree or you'll be bleeding for a week.
 
The lanyard dudes will eat those up.
Jeff, how many in a complete set of pace beads? 14? 15?


fixer said:
just tie 'em to a top fuel dragster and let it yank 'em out of your sphincter at the peak moment... which damn well better coincide with the green light on the christmas tree or you'll be bleeding for a week.
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That's a very odd assortment of images, but again, I try not to judge. :D
 
fixer said:
just tie 'em to a top fuel dragster and let it yank 'em out of your sphincter at the peak moment... which damn well better coincide with the green light on the christmas tree or you'll be bleeding for a week.
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not quit sure all that goes together but hey whatever ;)
 
R.A.T. said:
Man, we just sell shit that looks cool. If you want something to save your life then buy a 10 dollar machete and a cell phone. But, if you buy our bling then you will be the coolest dude on the block when you step out amongst the world of peers in the bullshit knife and survival market. Every man will want to be like you and every woman will want to be with you. When you show up with a 175 dollar set of Titanium pace count beads, the rest of those that thought they were cool will tremble and buckle at the knees. Then when you say "Yep, that's right, they're made by ESEE", then they will literally fall at your feet.
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If I flash these at a bar with member card...think it'll get me a drink? lol.



















No? ... Yes? It was worth asking...
 
The member card gets you guaranteed free refills on coffee at Waffle House. The Titanium beads gets you the cool guy nod at all the tactisexual combat training events.
 
R.A.T. said:
13 beads total for a 5 klik pace count set.
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That makes sense. Now that I think about it, 15 doesn't make any sense, but I thought I'd seen 14 before. But you really don't need that last one to know you've gone 5K, right?

R.A.T. said:
The Titanium beads gets you the cool guy nod at all the tactisexual combat training events.
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Filing away that phrase for future use. :thumbup:

R.A.T. said:
right after we get the titanium coke spoon bugs worked out and to market.
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Who's doing your R&D on this project?
 
So how much of our hard earned cash will you require from us before we can become tacticool?

God bless,
Adam
 
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