High dollar pace count bead project

Guyon said:
How big are these? Will they double as a sexual device?

(Not for me personally, not that there's anything wrong with that. I try not to judge.)
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Guyon said:
See? I'm not the only one thinking about bedroom applications. :p

Just trying to expand your market. There's a guy over in the Becker forum who apparently makes some high-end stainless devices. You guys could team up and make a killing. I'm seeing a whole product line. ESEE condoms, ESEE coke spoons, ESEE marital aids... Ya'll really are trying to take over the world, aren't you? :D

On a more serious note, they look cool. Bet they're light as a feather.
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Well good to see I'm not the only dirty bastard in here.:p
 
R.A.T. said:
The member card gets you guaranteed free refills on coffee at Waffle House. The Titanium beads gets you the cool guy nod at all the tactisexual combat training events.
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I don't want nods from guys hahahahahahahahaaa. ;) when I read what you wrote I thought of that cartoon, the simpsons, and the steel mill factory. And some guy saying HOT STUFF COMING THROUGH! wow...

Can't you guys hire hot women instead of cool guys, to nod and such? lol. Mmmmm Waffle House....
 
Guyon said:
There's a guy over in the Becker forum who apparently makes some high-end stainless devices. You guys could team up and make a killing. I'm seeing a whole product line. ESEE condoms, ESEE coke spoons, ESEE marital aids... Ya'll really are trying to take over the world, aren't you? :D

On a more serious note, they look cool. Bet they're light as a feather.
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Did somone call for my EXPERTISE?

TattooBlade said:
S30V anal beads. Hmmm
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working on it as we speak...
 
Ha ha! Tactisexual. That's freaking great man. Word of the day. I'm totally stealing it and will use it to the fullest over at xdtalk.

:D
 
This thread is freaking hilarious and Jeff, you can BS with the best of them. ROFL!!:D:D:D
 
R.A.T. said:
Man, we just sell shit that looks cool. If you want something to save your life then buy a 10 dollar machete and a cell phone. But, if you buy our bling then you will be the coolest dude on the block when you step out amongst the world of peers in the bullshit knife and survival market. Every man will want to be like you and every woman will want to be with you. When you show up with a 175 dollar set of Titanium pace count beads, the rest of those that thought they were cool will tremble and buckle at the knees. Then when you say "Yep, that's right, they're made by ESEE", then they will literally fall at your feet.
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. . . and how long after this did your alarm go off . . . :D
Be safe.
 
HAHAHA! Jeff's sales pitch...
"take a cheap machete, charged cellphone, and a bic lighter. Expensive gear is bullshit. By the way, check out this new cool looking expensive stuff in our catalog!"
LOL!

I can already hear Jeff's best line of survival advice during their traning...

"Stay in the house. The outdoors will just try to kill you. If you do decide to venture out, take our survival course. We can teach you how to stay alive for at least another half hour or so." HAHAHAHA!
 
When random villagers find your body ten feet on the other side of the tree-line from the trail, they'll look down at your corpse and say,

"Chacha chichaw, chocka choopa chang chang. Jeejaww copa wabsnort booty-licious papa neenaw. themma lemma ling lang... *click* *click* *grunt*, jeegah jaw noo noo dadda boonigh. jibba pie, themma lemma ling lang Hip hop Randall's Hooray and Cheeka chaw."

...which means "Hey, look at color of his hands and balls. You can tell from the looking at him that he survive at least 30 minutes longer than him would have with no training. He must have... *click* *click* *grunt* sorry, bug leg caught in throat from earlier. Anyways, he must have taken that Randall's Adventure and Training course.
 
R.A.T. said:
Thought you might like to see this. We are working on Titanium beads to be sold as zipper pulls, lanyard bling, pace count beads, etc. These damn things are expensive but I thought I would at least build one set of the world's most senseless and expensive set of pace count beads. They are lightweight though and I like how they index in your fingers with the tapered design.

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Cool. :thumbup:
 
R.A.T. said:
Man, we just sell shit that looks cool. If you want something to save your life then buy a 10 dollar machete and a cell phone. But, if you buy our bling then you will be the coolest dude on the block when you step out amongst the world of peers in the bullshit knife and survival market. Every man will want to be like you and every woman will want to be with you. When you show up with a 175 dollar set of Titanium pace count beads, the rest of those that thought they were cool will tremble and buckle at the knees. Then when you say "Yep, that's right, they're made by ESEE", then they will literally fall at your feet.
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Lol, that is great.
 
Dylside said:
When random villagers find your body ten feet on the other side of the tree-line from the trail, they'll look down at your corpse and say,

"Chacha chichaw, chocka choopa chang chang. Jeejaww copa wabsnort booty-licious papa neenaw. themma lemma ling lang... *click* *click* *grunt*, jeegah jaw noo noo dadda boonigh. jibba pie, themma lemma ling lang Hip hop Randall's Hooray and Cheeka chaw."

...which means "Hey, look at color of his hands and balls. You can tell from the looking at him that he survive at least 30 minutes longer than him would have with no training. He must have... *click* *click* *grunt* sorry, bug leg caught in throat from earlier. Anyways, he must have taken that Randall's Adventure and Training course.
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That's too funny!
 
R.A.T. said:
Man, we just sell shit that looks cool. If you want something to save your life then buy a 10 dollar machete and a cell phone. But, if you buy our bling then you will be the coolest dude on the block when you step out amongst the world of peers in the bullshit knife and survival market. Every man will want to be like you and every woman will want to be with you. When you show up with a 175 dollar set of Titanium pace count beads, the rest of those that thought they were cool will tremble and buckle at the knees. Then when you say "Yep, that's right, they're made by ESEE", then they will literally fall at your feet.
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Then you need to supply them FREE to every ESEE dealer! And remember... It's an advertising write-off!:D
 
I'm a month late... but dam, you're good... REALly good.

R.A.T. said:
Man, we just sell shit that looks cool. If you want something to save your life then buy a 10 dollar machete and a cell phone. But, if you buy our bling then you will be the coolest dude on the block when you step out amongst the world of peers in the bullshit knife and survival market. Every man will want to be like you and every woman will want to be with you. When you show up with a 175 dollar set of Titanium pace count beads, the rest of those that thought they were cool will tremble and buckle at the knees. Then when you say "Yep, that's right, they're made by ESEE", then they will literally fall at your feet.
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