"HOG Muk" Proto. . . Sneak Peek ! ! ! !

I could really use a good Muk Sandwich right now...

Some extra thick orange and black G-10 with a nice deep belly INFI blade in the middle.

Mmmm.
 
[Ralphie is visiting Santa at the department store, only he can't remember what he wanted]
Santa Claus: How about a nice football?
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Football? Football? What's a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out 'football'.
Santa Claus: Okay, get him out of here.
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up!
Ralphie: [Ralphie is shoved down the slide, but he stops himself and climbs back up] No! No! I want a Busse Combat Satin with Green and Black G10 Muk!
Santa Claus: You'll poke your eye out, kid.
 
Rambo: Mukdock...
Trautman: He's here.
Mukdock: Rambo, this is Mukdock, we're glad you're alive. Where the hell are you? Give us your position and we'll come to pick you up!
Rambo: Mukdock... I'm coming to get you!
 
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