"HOG Muk" Proto. . . Sneak Peek ! ! ! !

The MUK Riders had orders to gather every able bodied MUK in the MUKDOM and bring them to the HIGH LORD MUK's castle. The day the MUK RIDER's found the little family the Daddy MUK was harvesting MUK root from ther garden, and Brother MUK was near the stream trying to catch a MUK fish for dinner.
 
Mommy MUK was hanging out the wash and Baby MUK was sleeping when the herds the drumming of the MUK Rider's mounts. She picked up Baby MUK, and hurried her to the MUK cellar, where the MUKs hid when the MUK Wind blew....
 
Daddy MUK saw them coming, but he was too late. They cast a MUK net down one his head and knocked his head with the dreaded MUK Hammer. When Brother MUK heard the commotion he MUk'ed down in the MUK so he would not be seen...
 
When Brother MUK saw his father fall, it was all he could do to keep silent and not yell the ancient MUK battle cry, "MUK!". Instead he bit his lip and made a silent MUK vow to follow them and rescue MUK Daddy.
 
Brother MUK snuck quietly home leaving no trail in the muk behind him. He was just in time to see Mommy Muk coming out of the MUK cellar with Baby MUK. The look on his face was enough to tell the story.
 
Mommy MUK knodded, and went to gather a goodly supply of MUK and beans for Brother MUK to take with him. Brother MUK kissed Baby MUK good-bye, as he took down his father's MUK Hammer from above the mantle.
 
You bet...MUK fairies will sneak into your bedroom ant night...and leave MUK in your clean underwear drawer...and fill you shoes with MUK...and that is just the polite things they will do...better not make the MUK fairies angry....
 
Brother MUK hoisted the heavy MUK Hammer and smiled an un-MUK-ish smile.

His mother saw the look and started. "Now Son MUK,"she said, "the power of the MUK Hammer will capture you in it's icy grip if you let it. Please only use it in extreme need."
 
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