"HOG Muk" Proto. . . Sneak Peek ! ! ! !

i was out one day just mucking around. when all of a sudden i stubbed my mucking toe on something. i bent down to rub my sore when low and behold.
 
there was something flat and smooth sticking out of the side of this rock. the thing seened to to loddged in the rock somehow. so i picked up the rock which was about the size of a watermelon.
 
and moved it to the side of the trail. as i looked at thing sticking out of the rock i noticed the rock was made of some strange material. nothing that i had ever seen around here before.
 
being an inquisitive type i started brushing off the rock and the thing that was stuckm in the side of it.
 
well the rock started to sparkle a little. so i take out my water jug and pour some on this lump of stuff. well that made a huge differnce. that rock started to shine like a new penny.
 
and the flat thing stuck in the side became a dull metalic color, with these little pox marck's on it's surface. this is when i noticed that the flat thing was actually stuck in the side of the rock.
 
so being me i tryed to pull the object from the rock, to no availe. at this time i heard something moving behind me in the bush. holding the rock i spun around just in time to "see" something standing there.
 
when i say see, i use that word very loosely. this thing in front of me was kinda like looking through a tank of water that had been shaken up. you could see through it be not very clearly.
 
all of a sudden the water thing started moving toward's me with great haste. instinctively, i raised the rock to block the thing from getting at me. all of a sudden the thing seem to see the rock then grab it like it wanted it for it's self.
 
tugging and trying to jerk it from my grasp. now being the packrat that i am, i'm not going to let whatever it is have the shiny object in my grip. beside's i found it first. a wrestling match begin's between me and the water thing.
 
it was very strong for something made of H2O. but my will to keep the rock was equal or greater. so i start to wrench the rock around trying to free it from the grip of whatever has the other end.
 
the thing seem to be getting argry with my protest of releaseing the rock. it made a few gutteral, rasp's and growl's. now being part wholly short face neandertahl. i am not going to let this fluid threaten me with it's whimpy little noises.
 
i start to a counter attack of vocal's. first low and deep then raising to a full blown bellow a humpback whale would be proud of. this seemed to startle the puddle creature enough to loosen it's grip on the rock. i toke advantage of this and freed the rock from my opponent. big mistake! the now mad critter bumrushed me, bowling me to the ground.
 
in the process something happened. the water monster started to get some color ad shape. all of a sudden i'm face to mandible with that thing from predator! holly sh*t i say to myself!
 
now the smart part of me say's let go of the rock and run. but being hardheaded as i am i can not let a little thing like this predator keep me from my prize.
 
i start to push and shove the rock into the breadbasket of the monster. this did not bode well wikth him. he counter attack's by smacking the taste right out of my mouth. you know them little white shiny thing's you seee when you hit your head hard. yeah they were everywere.
 
this make's me mad! i am not going to be smacked around by some mamby pamby alien. i stumble back raising the rock over my head, and bring it down with a crushing blow. i grazed my opponent's leg's enough to sway his next attack.
 
as he is stumbleing backward's, i spring foward with the rock. he catche's the rock in a well timed embrace. twisting to one side as he does. i'm flung to the ground like a sack of tater's losing my grip on the rock. immediately he raises the rock for a death blow.
 
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