"HOG Muk" Proto. . . Sneak Peek ! ! ! !

I would like to dedicate this next song to all you MUKboys, and all you MUKboy wanna-be's....

(Imagine a gnarly, Western steel guitar intro....)


An old MUKboy went riding out one dark and MUKy day
Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way
When all at once a MUKKy herd of MUK eyed cows he saw
A-plowing through the MUKKed sky and up the MUKKy draw

Their MUKS were still on fire and their MUKS were made of steel
Their MUKS were black and shiny and their MUK breath he could feel
A MUK of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky
For he saw the Riders coming hard and he heard their mournful cry

MUKie yi Ohhhhh
MUKie yi yaaaaay
MUK Riders in the sky

Their faces gaunt, their eyes were blurred, their shirts all soaked with MUK
He's riding hard to catch them MUKS, but he ain't caught 'em yet
'Cause they've got to ride forever on that MUK up in the sky
On MUKhorses snorting fire
As they ride on hear their cry

MUKie yi Ohhhhh
MUKie yi yaaaaay
MUK Riders in the sky

As the MUKriders loped on by him he heard one call his name
If you want to save your MUK from Hell a-riding on our range
Then MUKboy change your ways today or with us you will ride
Trying to catch the BUSSE'S herd, across these MUKless skies

Yippie yi Ohhhhh
Yippie yi Yaaaaay

MUK Riders in the sky
MUK Riders in the sky
M-U-U-U-K-K-K-K Riders in the S-S-SK-K-K-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y

Thank you, thank you very much...Now sumbody gimme a peanut mutter and banana sammich....
 
BY THE BY, for any interested...in the term..."a-muk"

As in "running"...

This particular behavior is one of the KEY reasons the United States Military adopted our BELOVED (take your hats off in reverence) 1911 Model Colt Pistol in the revered and still Champion .45 ACP cartridge.

Here is the definition...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Running_amok

If one notices, many of the traditional fighters from this part of the world wears lovely "garters" at each joint of the body's limbs. This is so if one should be injured in an extremity, the "garter" which is actually a tourniquet, can be pulled tight to stop the flow of blood, and the fighter can continue to run "a-muk"

Henceforth and by proclamation, I hereby offer the following for ratification and approval by the body of membership herein. (does that sound official enough?).

The term "running a-muk" will by definition mean, "the semi-irrational, emotionally unstable, pacing/jogging/running accompanied by spasmodic twitching, spasms and uncontrolled muscle tremors as a result of the long term stress involved when the subject is required to:abide, anticipate, await, bide, bide one's time, cool it, dally, delay, expect, fill time, foresee, hang around, hang onto your hat, hang out, hang*, hold back, hold everything, hold on, hold the phone, hole up, keep shirt on, lie in wait, lie low, linger, look for, look forward to, mark time, put on hold, remain, save it, sit tight, sit up for, stall, stand by, stay, stay up for, stick around, sweat it, tarry, watch...

without gratification or hope of fulfillment for a distant and non-forthcoming object of desire for a particular form of cutlery pioneered by one, George Washington Sears.

See also: mentally strange, ape, barmy, bats in the belfry, batty, berserk, bonkers*, cracked, crazed, cuckoo, daft, delirious, demented, deranged, dingy*, dippy, erratic, flaky, flipped, flipped out, freaked out, fruity, idiotic, insane, kooky, lunatic, mad, mad as a March hare, mad as a hatter, maniacal, mental*, moonstruck, nuts, nutty, nutty as fruitcake, of unsound mind, out of one's mind, out of one's tree, out to lunch, potty, psycho, round the bend, schizo, screw loose, screwball, screwy, silly, touched*, unbalanced, unglued, unhinged, unzipped, wacky.

TREATMENT UNKNOWN, DIAGNOSIS TERMINAL IF LEFT UNTREATED.

May also be referred to as: "Crazy as an outhouse 'possum".

Please, let's watch each other for symptoms of this terrible affliction.

Symptoms include but not limited to: Uncontrolled rectal bleeding, severe and uncontrolled guttural vocal anomaly, blindness, wringing of the hands and rocking back and forth while repeating the following, "Precious, oh my Precious...we loves it...must haves it, Precious...Precious.." may be in concert with hissing and/or drooling, chewing of finger and toenails, rash affecting all parts of the body especially inside of ears and between toes, said to be the reason for subjects being naked when found after severe episodes of "running a-muk". Also look for blurred vision, hair growing on palms and soles of feet, aversion to water, particular thirst for beverages brewed from wheat and hops, and or beverages from the spirits derived form the malt of corn,wheat or barley.

Consult the CDC if outbreak spreads to immediate family members, or close relatives.

Shane Justice, M.D. (MUK Doctor)
 
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OK...well fellas...it has always been my fighting style to lead with my best shot...

Sometimes its eye gouging...sometimes its rabbit punching....or even the hated but
all-popular ear biting (Mike Tyson loved this one).

Now that I am getting older...well past middle age..(44)...I have perfected Shane-DO...running away and hiding until the threat dies from old age.

Today, I did my best to help the time pass by. I realize my long posts are mor boring than entertaining...so I will stick to the perfunctory...

MUK.

MUK. MUK.

MUK.MUK.MUK.

The lasting effects of this simple chant has the not altogether unsettling results of the Chinese Water Torture.

MUK.
MUK.MUK.
MUK.MUK.MUK.
 
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