Hog Online Induction

not to worry amy, im here to answer all those annoying questions.

1. Will you marry me?
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she's already married. and in the event she suddenly is not married, wait in line buster!!!!

2. Can I come visit you?
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you'll have to battle all the hogs to get to her!!!!

3. I think I Love you
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dont be confused. we all love you amy!! and in a purely gentle and innocent way, not a creepy stalker way (well, except for me and jaxx).
 
While OP may make his point of protecting his girls - I GUARANTEE MY GIRLS DO NOT NEED A MAN FOR PROTECTION. My youngest two girls both like to practive with Katana's YES BECKY DOES IT CORRECTLY, yes she had lessons with a master. She is also good with the Bo staff and Kama's. They started swiling Kama;s 10 years ago. Those at Blade saw or youngest with her Katana. Blades are weapons for WOMEN - who is in the kitchen with all those knives after all....AMY DOES NOT NEED A GUY FOR PROTECTION unless she wants some cannon fodder.
 
HomeSeller said:
While OP may make his point of protecting his girls - I GUARANTEE MY GIRLS DO NOT NEED A MAN FOR PROTECTION. My youngest two girls both like to practive with Katana's YES BECKY DOES IT CORRECTLY, yes she had lessons with a master. She is also good with the Bo staff and Kama's. They started swiling Kama;s 10 years ago. Those at Blade saw or youngest with her Katana. Blades are weapons for WOMEN - who is in the kitchen with all those knives after all....AMY DOES NOT NEED A GUY FOR PROTECTION unless she wants some cannon fodder.
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Well, that puts me in my place! :(

signed: Old Cannon Fodder
 
HomeSeller said:
While OP may make his point of protecting his girls - I GUARANTEE MY GIRLS DO NOT NEED A MAN FOR PROTECTION. My youngest two girls both like to practive with Katana's YES BECKY DOES IT CORRECTLY, yes she had lessons with a master. She is also good with the Bo staff and Kama's. They started swiling Kama;s 10 years ago. Those at Blade saw or youngest with her Katana. Blades are weapons for WOMEN - who is in the kitchen with all those knives after all....AMY DOES NOT NEED A GUY FOR PROTECTION unless she wants some cannon fodder.
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could you just humor us and let us think we are all tough?
 
HomeSeller said:
While OP may make his point of protecting his girls - I GUARANTEE MY GIRLS DO NOT NEED A MAN FOR PROTECTION. My youngest two girls both like to practive with Katana's YES BECKY DOES IT CORRECTLY, yes she had lessons with a master. She is also good with the Bo staff and Kama's. They started swiling Kama;s 10 years ago. Those at Blade saw or youngest with her Katana. Blades are weapons for WOMEN - who is in the kitchen with all those knives after all....AMY DOES NOT NEED A GUY FOR PROTECTION unless she wants some cannon fodder.
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WOW :eek: ...Well, if I need a bodyguard, I now know who to call... :D:D
 
HomeSeller said:
While OP may make his point of protecting his girls - I GUARANTEE MY GIRLS DO NOT NEED A MAN FOR PROTECTION. My youngest two girls both like to practive with Katana's YES BECKY DOES IT CORRECTLY, yes she had lessons with a master. She is also good with the Bo staff and Kama's. They started swiling Kama;s 10 years ago. Those at Blade saw or youngest with her Katana. Blades are weapons for WOMEN - who is in the kitchen with all those knives after all....AMY DOES NOT NEED A GUY FOR PROTECTION unless she wants some cannon fodder.
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The next Lara Croft? :thumbup::thumbup::D
 
All my girls have been well trained as well. That doesn't change the fact that Daddy handles the trash when it needs handlin'. The same can be said for my half-sisters. Anyone of them could take just about any man I've known. They still call Big Brother.

Amy, you may not "need" it, but you know you got some good ol' boys to handle it if you wants it.;):thumbup:
 
360joules said:
Yessir, PorkSchuey! 360Jowls :thumbup:

Oink! Oink!

Now we need to get to Atlanta and make it official! :D
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Congrats on the induction, 360Jowls!!! :cool: :thumbup:

I first need to get my butt to Eugene next Spring. Then, I'll work on that whole Atlanta thing afterward... :p
 
mymindisamob said:
All my girls have been well trained as well. That doesn't change the fact that Daddy handles the trash when it needs handlin'. The same can be said for my half-sisters. Anyone of them could take just about any man I've known. They still call Big Brother.

Amy, you may not "need" it, but you know you got some good ol' boys to handle it if you wants it.;):thumbup:
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Right on! :thumbup::thumbup:
 
Jaxx said:
WOW :eek: ...Well, if I need a bodyguard, I now know who to call... :D:D
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Yep.

Long as I'm at home, I never have to worry about SD at all! :D

[Now why is it all the ladies in my clan are so fierce? Is it the Italian blood??]
 
Tyrkon Lawson said:
Amy,

I can hear your father, or other important male figure in your life, chambering a round. Three of my kids are girls. That's why I visit the range as often as I can now. ;) :D
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You must be considering the wrong weapon if you need range time. :D


Here in Texas it doesn't take much aim to use a street sweeper loaded with rock salt!! :eek:

"Future Daughter Defender" ...better known as Benelli Super Nova Tactical.

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OP MAY THINK ITS THE ITALIAN BLOOD - but it is the pure Scots on my side. Beth heard the thread and said at Blade HOGS kept asking to hold her new katana and got real scared when she said no it stays in her hands until she drew it to take care of someone. She had a real glint in her eye.
 
Hey Amy-O....my email got bounced!!! I'll PM you and try again with the email.
 
thank you, Amy!!!!!!!!!!!
I am now officially
PORK........its whats for din!!!
 
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