One of my dogs ate a used tampon a couple weeks ago. The next morning she pooped it out. It was thin, and about a foot long. It had a thin covering of poop on it. Pretty much, it was a used tampon with a poop coating and it was about as appealing as spending 10 G's for a knife that looks like that.
One of my dogs ate a used tampon a couple weeks ago. The next morning she pooped it out. It was thin, and about a foot long. It had a thin covering of poop on it. Pretty much, it was a used tampon with a poop coating and it was about as appealing as spending 10 G's for a knife that looks like that.
That tale is truly a modern classic. Have you entertained thoughts of becoming an author?
I'm James Lipton of the Actor's studio, and if you want to make it big in this town you're going to have to have a casting couch session with yours truly.
Maybe you could also glue that tampon onto a white canvas sheet and induce vomiting and diarrhea and do that on it and glue it on with glue made from the shrunken heads of the pocket fox, which lived for 7 minutes in Victorian Britain, and sell it as modern art.
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