Home Improvements

yoko said:
Bro..... I'm down for anything... I have stories and my wife has many dirty looks to follow those stories up

I once stood outside a fancy hotel next to the naked angels spewing water into a fountain... only it wasn't water nor from my mouth Hahaha
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Mrs. Yoko be like "urine big trouble, mist-er!"
 
Murphjd25 said:
Until you melt it off the side of the apartment because your bbq is to close to the wall on the patio. Don’t ask how I know. 😂
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our newish neighbours bought their house next to ours a few years ago, and the previous guy- total asshat- painted the vinyl siding with some dark putty coloured paint. During the heat dome we had here a year ago, all the vinyl on the front of their house curled out and fell off. Don't know what kind of paint he used but it was the paint that caused it for sure, never seen anything like that. Same guy who put new asphalt shingles on before selling the house, only for the new occupants to find ALL the old shingles buried in their yard. This guy went on to another neighbour's yard with his crossbow- which he told my wife he keeps beside his bed for who knows what reason- because there was a bear there. When the neighbour asked what the fuck he was doing, he said he was gona 'scare' the bear. With a crossbow. What a schmuck, it was a happy day when he shoved off
 
I got Starlink. It blows my old Hughesnet away and is cheaper per month. But I’ve been trenching, laying conduit and pulling wire all day. But totally worth it. Crawl spaces suck. Either build it high enough to walk under the house or put it on a slab. Lesson learned.
 
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