Horse sense

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Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde.
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>He immediately turns to her and makes his move.
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>"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike
>up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."
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>The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the
>guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
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>Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"
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>"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But first let
>me ask you a question. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
>stuff--grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a
>flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you
>suppose that is?"
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>The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."
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>"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to
>discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
 
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