Horton Knives.,....Club Platinum......10

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Horton_Knives said:
Vag busters. Limited supply
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we WANT our mini vag busters!
Cut one of those blanks you have on the side for pepper
 
hahaha

ok ok,i surrender
but now since this is a 2 for 25 deal,im gonna need a total of 4!

and I think jeremy has discovered the cloaking feature so
he appears offline.
prolly sittin down there saying all kinds of tennessee things about us.
 
He is probably laughing at the flurry he just created !

I will also need 4 of the d2 at .25.

It did make me nervous to see that .415 offered up.

I mean, as if !
 
Horton_Knives said:
The key chain fobs, would be like 20 bucks shipping included,, .250 d2. Or vag busting .415 a2. And only available to Platinum Club members first,,, will do some blood grooves in them to lighten them up,
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I'll take a couple of diamonds :thumbup:
 
An elderly man lay dying in his bed.

In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.

Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled down the stairs.

With labored breath, he leaned against the door-frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven: there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies.

Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted: the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life.

The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife.

"Stay out of those," she said, "they're for the funeral."
 
Horton_Knives said:
The key chain fobs, would be like 20 bucks shipping included,, .250 d2. Or vag busting .415 a2. And only available to Platinum Club members first,,, will do some blood grooves in them to lighten them up,
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oh snap!!!!

1 of each!!!

are there still vag busters?
 
RedbeAR15 said:
and 2 Silva Dolla's jingling in your pocket -
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Same grocery store. Those dollars cleaned up nice. A little nail polish remover took care of the rubber band that grandma had melted across the both of them.

T-bone. It's what *was* for dinner. Long gone. I gnawed the bone like a labrador. Here's a crappy cell phone pic.

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