Horton Knives,,Presents..CLUB PLATINUM...

[rlarge10]

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will you remember where all the donut shops are,,, and will you be on point with all the un-necessary sarcasm,, is that like ridin a bike,, or you got those one liners wrote on your ticket book???? Lol

there are some staple one liners, but the good ones you just spit from the dome.

i'll share my personal favorite one liner i've heard at work...

we walked into a restaurant for lunch and a sketchy/dirtbag looking dude pipes up "I didn't do it. ha ha ha". just to interject, this is the most annoying thing we hear on a daily basis. immediately a co-worker retorts "what? brush your teeth?" immediately followed by hahaha from the 10 cops we were with. he was speechless

 

[Jeremy Horton]

What about a life lesson,,, everyone from jaywalkers to rapists. Need a life lesson

 

[RedbeAR15]

there are some staple one liners, but the good ones you just spit from the dome.

i'll share my personal favorite one liner i've heard at work...

we walked into a restaurant for lunch and a sketchy/dirtbag looking dude pipes up "I didn't do it. ha ha ha". just to interject, this is the most annoying thing we hear on a daily basis. immediately a co-worker retorts "what? brush your teeth?" immediately followed by hahaha from the 10 cops we were with. he was speechless

Much Respect Man - Stay Safe Out there!

 

[Guyon]

How was the tunnel?

Not doing that section, actually, but I'd like to one of these days.

When are those momma tick pictures coming?

 

[Jeremy Horton]

Road trip

 

[rlarge10]

ticket or lecture...never both

 

[Jeremy Horton]

I wish you would give cop lessons

 

[Paulinski]

ticket or lecture...never both

Lecture I bit cheaper - I'll take that.

 

[Jeremy Horton]

When you look like me ,,, you get both,,, real talk

 

[rlarge10]

oh BS. i have a lot of tats, so i understand

 

[Jeremy Horton]

Tattoos on neck, hands, and redneck cops.

 

[trukreltrog]

Oh no, we live in a kind and gentler world. They don't "Profile" these days, do they?

 

[Jeremy Horton]

Difference between lots of tattoos and solid from fingers to ears. Not all cops cool like u. Especially not here,, I stay out trouble..but I worked LE for 5 years. There are a lot of bullys with badges. And a lot of fuckin hoodlems with tattoos,,

 

[rlarge10]

you need to make some badass folders geared to LE and win em over that way. they'll look at your license and say "hey, i have one of your folders in my pocket. nice to meet ya. have a safe day"

 

[Jeremy Horton]

They really like it when you tell them you have a concealed permit and they take your heat until after ticket with life lesson

 

[rlarge10]

They really like it when you tell them you have a concealed permit and they take your heat until after ticket with life lesson

sorry to hear that, but i guess there are jerks in every profession.

 

[fugawee]

Forget all that J.
You just need a bigger gas pedal!

 

[Jeremy Horton]

Yep. Even knifemaking. Lol

 

[rlarge10]

so did you decide what to make for your boss?

 

[fugawee]

Just had a chat with Snody...
Mike seems like a cool guy!