How do you finance your INFI addiction?

I convinced the federal government that I am a native american, so now I run a small casino out of my garage and I have all the money I need for INFI!


(If anyone from the government is reading the above statement it is a joke! I have no illegal operations in my home! However, I believe that my mother-in-law might have a meth lab in her basement.... you should send the SWAT team in shooting because she says she hates cops)
 
I have been selling blood and body parts...............hopefully i wont have to use my own any time soon..........

Cartophilis----where are your skeletons?
 
This thread answers the question:
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I gamble in Hog Feet's garage. The house doesn't always win!

WINNER, WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER!!!

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Silas said:
I gamble in Hog Feet's garage. The house doesn't always win!

WINNER, WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER!!!

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I hope you didn't win the chicken dinner last night! We have received several calls that people might have gotten food poisoning from our 2nd floor dining room!:eek:

Win some, lose some:D
 
My INFI purchase have been few and far between so far. Between paying OR state taxes as a non-resident and having kids (mine and two step) it is tough to scrap together the extra dough. Right now things at work are extremely busy and I've been able to pick up an extra 30 hrs of OT in the last couple of weeks. Currently there is no end in sight so lets hope I can hold up long enough to recharge the bank account and hope Jerry holds off on anything I really want. I just bought a Bear Cub to put asside for when my daughter is old enough so the account is really down right now. The plan is to find a job in my home state of WA so I can stop paying taxes and greatly reduce my commuting costs. That should free up approx $4k a year for toys or other expenses. Luckily my wife understands the whole gun and knife thing and has a few of her own so no explaining there to do.
 
papathud said:
Pay Attention,

Buy only what you can afford to keep for 5 years or more, then sell or trade what you think you can live without.

Re-invest the profit in new knives that you can afford to keep for 5 or more years, Rinse, Repeat.

Do this each year, that way you have a steady supply of five year old Busse knives for sell or trade.
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We should all post this on our computer screens. If we all did this then when anyone put a Busse up on the exchange they would sell in about 30 minutes.

In the short time I have been here it has become the expectation that you could buy any Busse and then sell it at any time for 15-30% more than you paid for it. So everyone went wild and bought everything in sight. Then Jerry went wild and met that crazy (or false) demand with six or more Ganzaaaas a year and hundreds of Blades at shows and many hundreds more at the company store.

All the production is fine if the buyers would hold the knife for a while. But if you look on the exchange I’d bet of the Busses for sale over 80% have been made within the past year.

So well I just looked at the exchange and of the first 30 knives for sale (and if it were not for Stabber’s bump of three old knives it would have been worse) only four were more than 2 years old and 20+ were less than one year old.

It is getting to the point where I sometimes think why buy them from Jerry when I know some guy will have to dump at under cost within six months.

Sorry, I was working so I wrote this while sober.:o
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Well said Tony (and Andre.)

I'm currently TRYING to heed that advice. I even have started wrapping and burying some of my new Busses for the safe, hoping i will forget about them for 5 years... But every time i turn around, something else "pops up" that i MUST have...

Addiction is a very descriptive word for this place :)
 
Clearly Tony is lying.. :grumpy: I think he is sooo drunk he think he is sober.. Sad stuff really. :(

Here is an AA# in your area Tony . Please call ... We wish you the Best
(415) 674-1821





Ken44 said:
Great post Tony:thumbup:...are you sure your sober:confused:
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Tony G said:
We should all post this on our computer screens. If we all did this then when anyone put a Busse up on the exchange they would sell in about 30 minutes.

In the short time I have been here it has become the expecttation that you could buy any Busse and then sell it at any time for 15-30% more than you paid for it. So everyone went wild and bought everythng in sight. Then Jerry went wild and met that crazy (or false) demand with six or more Ganzaaaas a year and hundreds of Blades at shows and many hundreds more at the company store.

All the production is fine if the buyers would hold the knife for a while. But if you look on the exchage I’d bet of the Busses for sale over 80% have been made within the past year.

So well I just looked at the exchange and of the first 30 knives for sale (and if it were not for Stabber’s bump of three old knives it would have been worse) only four were more than 2 years old and 20+ were less than one year old.

It is getting to the point where I sometimes think why buy them from Jerry when I know some guy will have to dump at under cost within six months.

Sorry, I was working so I wrote this while sober.
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LOL!!



Prayer!

I pray I can afford the next INFI purchase!
 
Hog Feet said:
I convinced the federal government that I am a native american, so now I run a small casino out of my garage and I have all the money I need for INFI!


(If anyone from the government is reading the above statement it is a joke! I have no illegal operations in my home! However, I believe that my mother-in-law might have a meth lab in her basement.... you should send the SWAT team in shooting because she says she hates cops)
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HaHa, Thanks for the laugh I needed that.:D
 
Well this is a tough one. I first started affording INFI by slowing down my fine watch purchases. Then I afforded more INFI by selling my 1970 R/T 440 challenger and then my 1967 plymouth GTX. Then I afforded more INFI by stopping from buying any more guns. Then I sold old INFI to buy new INFI and realized that was a mistake so I stopped. Now I sell INFI just to pay the bills.

Ironballs said:
do you like my car?..... its new!
My children both go to private schools
I even have a huge collection of Busse Blades

How do I do it?

I am in debt up to my eyeballs,.... I can barely afford the minimum payments-
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this is a funny commercial...here is the commercial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn5EP9StlVA

:D
 
Cobalt said:
Lets see I have two cars that I purchased used and their combined age is 37 years.

I'd never buy a car for any reason other than it was reliable and cheap to own.

My mortgage is less than 20% of my home value.


I take public transportation and ride my bicycle more miles than I drive my cars.

I cook at home eight of ten days.

I don't buy stock of companies that don't actually have profits or don't pay dividends.

Executives of Corporate America hate my guts:D :thumbup:

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I do extra work for the NFL on the weekends.

If that is enough, I've got a backup plan.











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Tony G said:
Lets see I have two cars that I purchased used and their combined age is 37 years.

I'd never buy a car for any reason other than it was reliable and cheap to own.

My mortgage is less than 20% of my home value.


I take public transportation and ride my bicycle more miles than I drive my cars.

I cook at home eight of ten days.

I don't buy stock of companies that don't actually have profits or don't pay dividends.

Executives of Corporate America hate my guts:D :thumbup:

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Tony you are clearly not the norm in todays society. I commend your life choices - very wise:thumbup:. I suspect you also do not carry revolving debt on credit cards.

If more people were like you, our country would probably not be in financial chaos.

Neal
 
triplem said:
Tony you are clearly not the norm in todays society. I commend your life choices - very wise:thumbup:. I suspect you also do not carry revolving debt on credit cards.

If more people were like you, our country would probably not be in financial chaos.

Neal
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Yup, Tony is saving all his money for when he dies.
 
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