how does one dispose of a knife?

Throw it in the trash. All good trash should contain kitty litter, broken glass or used razor blades anyway. How else can you discourage trash mining?
 
sharpen the tip, hammer it into a tree in your backyard, in a few years you'll have quite the conversation piece!
 
Dunno how I kept myself from swearing when I read this.

"Wrap the broken knife up carefully and hand it to the cops."

OH MY GAWD!

Just turn yourself in to The Hague and get it over with?
 
Put a gold coin on its last rivet and burn it on a pyre. It'll be reunited with its tip in the underworld.
 
Why not take it to the PIRATE'S COVE !!!??? I am SURE you can get lots of suggestions where to put your knife!!!!!! oh that's right you are BANNED..... too bad.....
 
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