How much duct tape and plastic sheeting for Code Red?

[Josh Feltman]

I'm heading to the store, but I need to know how much duct tape and plastic sheeting to purchase. If it makes any difference, the dome is just under 2200 sq ft, three exterior doors, three skylights, and twelve windows.

 

[MauiRob]

I think we could all save money if we just taped it around our entire bodies

(I assumed you were asking tongue in cheek...sorry if you weren't)

 

[hollowdweller]

You don't need any duct tape unless you are flying

 

[arty]

You are directed to jump behind a 4" thick lead shield if a bomb drops.
Check out the US prep website run by the government.

I guess that we should all carry a lead shield around with us in our 18 wheelers.

 

[MauiRob]

I already have lead underwear...

 

[Fiddleback]

Lead underwear causes cancer.

 

[DGG]

The dollar store has duct tape on sale!

Why is it that 99.9 % of all terrorists seem to be Muslims?

 

[Fiddleback]

And chafes too something fierce.

 

[Thomas Linton]

Don't forget the aluminum foil.

 

[Josh Feltman]

Does the shiny side of the foil go towards the terrorist threat?

 

[Tom Militano]

Of course the shiny side goes towards the threat! Haven't you been paying attention?

 

[soupah]

I always face the shiney side of my tin foil hat towards threats, be they extraterrestrial or domestic.

Aliens and terrorist alike hope to defeat us with radio waves, don't you get it?
Try searching for them in your check-in baggage.

 

[Fiddleback]

I've heard of some new radio wave weapons recently. Cool stuff. Sometimes I like being in defense.

 

[Azis]

so is that the meaning of the phrase "get the lead out" ?

 

[not2sharp]

The dollar store has duct tape on sale!

Why is it that 99.9 % of all terrorists seem to be Muslims?

Just get some packets of handy wipes. That way you can make sure your buns are nice and clean before you kiss them good-by.

n2s

 

[Josh Feltman]

Duct tape, check. Plastic sheeting, check. Aluminum foil, check. Lead undies, check. Handiwipes, check. Anything else?

 

[Thomas Linton]

Duct tape, check. Plastic sheeting, check. Aluminum foil, check. Lead undies, check. Handiwipes, check. Anything else?

What? You didn't see Road Warrior? Gasoline. LOTS of gasoline (and maybe some gasoline stabilizer).

 

[Josh Feltman]

Gasoline, assless chaps, and wrist-crossbows. Check.

 

[Nordic Viking]

What's Code Red?

You're not following the Homeland Security Advisory System correctly; it's SEVERE, HIGH, ELEVATED, GUARDED and LOW.

Making up your own words is not only confusing, but you're also aiding the terrorists by not conforming to Homeland Security Standards. Your home will be wiretapped for 2 months to make sure you are complying with the Patriot Act.

 

[Steely_Gunz]

What's Code Red?

It's that gross flavor of Mountain Dew that they tried to pass off on us a few years ago. Red Mountain Dew that tastes like the devil's toe-jam:barf: I guess I wasn't extreme enough to enjoy it
"Dude! This mountain dew tastes like medicine!"
"Righteous! Let's go snow boarding!"
"Dude, it's August and we live in the Mid West."
"Ummm, then let's roll down a dirt hill in an old refrigerator box!"
"Awesome!!"
"Do the Dew!...Geez o' Pete this stuff tastes like tree sap."

Jake