How much duct tape and plastic sheeting for Code Red?

Josh, your dome doesn't fly? Is it last year's model?

Don't forget ammunition. You need at least 75 lbs. worth of ammo.

Trust me; I've been through 3 hurricanes. Never fired a shot, but there's always next time.

When the ricin/doodoo/curry particles come floating down, plastic won't help. Neither will ammo.

and Jake you are so wrong about red Mt. Dew. It's like embalming fluid or motor oil, but in a good way.



Mike
 
There are probably assless chaps forums.

Well, this thread did start out about "fallout." :D


Mike
 
Take the advice of Lord Humungous, expert survivor of down-and-out times in post-apocalyptic Australia:

"Just walk away.
Give me the pump
the oil
the gasoline
and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives."
 
soupah said:
Take the advice of Lord Humungous, expert survivor of down-and-out times in post-apocalyptic Australia.[/I]
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Think of how much more pleasant he would have been with an aluminum foil cap covering his -- emmm -- unfortunate dome.
 
I always thought of a Code Red is duct taping the vicitms mouth, eyes hands and feet then exercising them with a beating. So you should only need half a roll.

We learned that from the movies, of course.
thank Tom Cruise and his voodoo magic. Shake -n- Bake
 
My wife is going to fly soon, so I looked at the new TSA web site. It says that you can not take liquids on the plane, and should leave deodorant home (UGHH!), no toothpaste, etc.

But when I downloaded their "new" list of prohibited items, it said:
You must check:
spearguns
firearms,
starter pistols
BRASS KNUCKLES
NUNCHUKS
THROWING STARS
martial arts weapons

NO HAND GRENADES ARE ALLOWED!
DUHHHHH!
You must leave your dynamite at home!

IT DOES SAY THAT YOU CAN CARRY ON UP TO 5 LITERS OF ALCOHOL IF THE ALCOHOL CONTENT IS LESS THAN 70%

DO ANY OF YOU DRINK 140 PROOF STUFF?
 
arty said:
NO HAND GRENADES ARE ALLOWED!
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Is that an absolute thing? What if it's a holy hand grenade, like in the Monty Python movie? Would they interfere with your religious rights and breach the separation of Church and State?

n2s
 
Once you got plastic and tape, now go check that you have: Sufficient ammo, lots and lots of gasoline, generator, oil for generator & extra plug(s), dry and canned food, sufficient supplies of smokes and related smoking materials, lots of DVD's and VHS tapes( however VHS tapes may not work well after the electromagnetic pulse(s). Drinking water, beer, hardstuff, mix (if there is room for it), paper plates and toilet paper.
 
There doesn't seem to be any concern about separating church and state.
For up to date flying instructions, just go to FAA.gov and follow the links.
They will set all of us "straight."
 
I was once caught up in the dirty-bomb-protection mode a few weeks back. I bought some plastic and some duct tape from Lowes. I'm pretty sure it looked like I was going to be getting rid of the body. I thought about picking up a back of lye and a shovel just for the fun of it.
When I got home, I carefully cut out plastic covering for all my doors and windows. Then I realized that I live in rual Indiana, and it was not likely that the terrorists would be attacking anywhere near here. What were they going to do? Poison the Ohio River? We beat ya to that:rolleyes: Make crop circles in the cornfields?
I figured that I had just wasted about $400 in industral grade plastic and duct tape. however, being the lemons-into-lemonade kind of guy that I am, I just made a couple of costumes for me and the dog. I covered myself in plastic and became a "moon man" walking around and breathing really hard like Darth Vader. For the dog, I fashioned a cape, boots, and a mask. i turned him into Dyno Mutt (Anyone remember the Blue Falcon cartoon?)...boy did the dog hate it when my wife took off his duct tape mask:confused: So, anyway, the dog and I stomped around the back yard "on the surface of the moon". In my haste for fun, I had forgotten to cut vents in the moon suit. I promptly passed out in the July heat. Also, I was in such a hurry, I had forgotten to cut the eye holes in the dog's mask. My wife found me sweaty and babbling something about strawberries and Dom DeLuise, my make-shift gloved hand clinching in a hateful fist. Dyno Mutt had evidentally taken a few blind wrong turns into the fence. That had taken the fight out of him, sprawled out on his back with his bobbing trying to lock onto his moon man master's voice and manical heat induced rants about the movie Canonball Run.
For some reason, the neighbors will no longer look me in the eye when i pass them on the street:confused: I'm also not allowed to go the store by myself anymore. The media was very cruel about the whole thing.
Boy, is my wife going to sorry if there is a terror attack:grumpy: All I have to say, is that they better not come running to this dashing moon man when the attacks come:grumpy: ;)

Jake
 
Steely,

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It's been done before.

n2s
 
N2N, mine was way cooler. It had a duct tape and plastic fringe cape like 1972 "Aloha From Haiwaii" Elvis.

Jake
 
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