How to get faster deliveries of really dull knives!!!

Jerry Busse

Jerry Busse

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Had a cat call today who found that the way to faster deliveries from the Busse Shop was to treat the ladies with a lot of respect and flowers and chocolate. VERY SMART move!

However, when I spoke to this cat, he tells me how he's drinkin' a cold one. . . and his air conditioner is on!!!!! I, on the other hand, have an empty refrigerator and 67 inches of snow piled up outside!!!! KAMIKAZE move!!!!

Soooooo, , , although he will most certainly be getting A++++ service from the Busse Combat Girls. . . . His knives will be unsharpened, unhandled, and in need of coating !!!!!! ;)

Yours in Nuclear rained on puppies!!!!!!!


Jerry ;)
 
what a fruitcake!!!

i alway have a pile of snow and a fridge of cbl on hand for my favorite knive maker:D :D
 
Remember Jerry is one of the last knive makers who
truly will work for beer!:D
 
Would you beleive that I am stuck at my hotel bar, in the middle of a tropical downpoor, with a 'cold one' in my hand - the air con is definately on with 100%+ humidity in the air, but.....

I didn't call you Jerry so I must still be safe!:D

Must be that bastid Stinky britches....I know he has been up to something lately...:grumpy:

Vegimite my ass...:grumpy:
 
So let me get this straight in as muchun as I am not from Ohio. If, in Ohio, you treat the ladies right, you will get A+++++ service yet be left "unhandled, and in need of coating..." ???:confused: :rolleyes:
 
Hmmm....I wonder if I can get them to ship me a variant....oh wait....they're all reserved by Eric ;)
 
:footinmou :footinmou Well sh!t,I figured you restocked your fridge after the 'death chat' But never fear some island anti freeze is winging your way. :D :D The AC is still on,but hell its 85 or so down here! I think the cold front got stalled im Ga or somewhere N of here.

Hope that the island nectar will calm you down some.:eek: Do a taste test or 4 and see what you think. And no it ain't Captain Morgan:barf:

Boy did I step in it!! But you did ask. :D Next time I'll consider my answer more carefully especially when it's snowing up there. That is if you ever talk to me again:(

Guy yeah you're in the clear. I'm the goat today.

Wet
 
The girls wanted me to post a pic of the flowers. . . . the chocolates are Loooooooong gone!!!! ;)

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Wet, Wet, Wet (shaking my head remorsefully). Anybody knows you can't play favorites over there. If the girls get flowers, Jerry gets CBL or 50 year old scotch or cigars or well you get what I am saying.

Jerry, Nice pic Jerry. I had to look at it twice to notice that there were any flowers in it. I must have been blinded by the sheer beauty of the ladies holding them. ;) By the way Jerry, the BAIII from the customs shop is marvelous and the Meglodon (sp) is monsterous. You truly have outdone yourself.

See Wet, you have to spread the love to make every one happy. You don't even have to lie or make back handed compliments to get the job done. I meant everything I said there and spread the love baby, just spread the love. Unless of course the docs told you to avoid such things. :D
 
So all we have to do is send Jerry flowers and chocolate? No problem!

A bag of M&M's and some dandelions are on the way!


oh wait, did I read that correctly? ;)
 
Great tactics Wetdog! Now that you've found their weakness we can move on to phase two of operation Holy Grail! Begin preparation of the trojan CBL case and notify the rest of the team when ready to proceed.

What a kiss ass!!!:p
 
The flowers and chocolates were amazing! I've never had chocolate that tasted so good. Thanks Wetdog!!

Ok guys, keep throwing the compliments at me......I'm not too confident about my new hair-do. I'm thinking of stripping out the perm this weekend. What do you all think?

Straight hair? Curly hair?


BB
 
Nice pic Jerry of these lovely ladies! I just found my new screen
saver, thanks.:)
 
I just want to second Kassi's thanks to Wetdog. Thanks a bunch!!!

I told BB all day today how good her new hair do looked!!!! I guess she didn't believe me and wanted more output!!:p

Shaggi;)
 
:footinmou :confused: Boy, no good deed goes unpunished. No Strabs not a kiss ass,just a thank you for the girls for the way they handled my orders. They went above and beyond and I thanked them in a way women appreciate.

Jerrys on the other hand Will be a potent liquid kiss ass.:eek: Not 50 yr old scotch,but stuff that you probably can't get out of S Fla. Can we say Barbados and Haiti? And it won't be refugees. The best Rhum does not come from Jamaica or PR. They just make the most.

Jerry...You like cigars? I get hand rolled Cuban cigars (Dominican tobacco) for .35 to $1 each depending on the size. The cubans laugh at the yuppys that pay $5 to $15 for a cigar they can get for .75. You just go into a bodega and say tobacco (spanish for cigar) (cigarros are cigaretts) they hand you a cardboard flat full and you pick out what you want. They come in paper tubes of 25 delievered fresh every other day or so. No boxes,they sell so fast. Just let me know what size you like. They come from about 5" to around 10". I like the 7 to 8" size. Takes aout 45 min to smoke and mild enough to inhale. (if you're hard core)
:cool: :cool: :cool:

Kassi...How do YOU like your hair? Girl,you would look good in a crewcut! So keep it whichever way is the least work to maintain. Dreadlocks is allways an option. You would fit right in down here.LOL

Later All.

Wet
 
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