If your two year old can get a knife out of your pocket, and have it open, without you knowing it, you really need to start paying more attention
to what your child is doing. Even worse that you claim this isn't the first time it has happened...
I'm calling BS on this. I seriously doubt a two year old can sneak a knife out of your pocket, open it, and be in the act of trying to cut his hair in less than 5 seconds.
Posts like this are just one reason I rarely venture into "General"...
I agree. Something stunk about this post the minute I read and op is MIA.