How to survive in the wilderness.

[T.O.M.]

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Kind of reminded me of ESEE, well.. not really. ​

 

[tersfeld]

Now that's funny!

 

[militant x]

I want a bacon tree.

 

[savagesicslayer]

I can never get my goddamn bacon tree to produce the right bacon.I always get breakfast strips.

 

[mlrs]

I have one of those thick sliced pepper bacon trees.


mlrs

 

[Router]

Ted "Bear" didn't have time to "Gryll" the unripe bacon.

 

[trailhopper]

That was just down right funny, monday needed all the help it could get and that was it. Thanks to the O.P.

 

[Grunt167]

Thanks, that is just good stuff there...

 

[jumpmonkey]

That is hilarious. Reminds me vaguely of an episode I saw wear Bear ate some caterpillars and later gets diarrhea and says, "Those brightly colored caterpillars have really upset my stomach." Hmmm, wonder if they might have been poisonous...

God bless,
Adam

 

[styx]

Ok seriously how does one grow a bacon tree?

 

[Robtheman1983]

lol this is hilarious. good find!

 

[jumpmonkey]

Ok seriously how does one grow a bacon tree?

All you need to do is stick some bacon seeds in the ground. If you don't know how to get the seeds out you can just use the whole slice.

God bless,
Adam

 

[dirtypaulie]

lol r.i.p. Ted Bear

 

[stealthchaser13]

haha...reminds me of an episode of "1000 ways to die" that was on last night.

 

[Jared02]

bacon tree? damn ive been growing regular oak trees all this time

 

[Hitthespot]

I told my wife I wanted one of those Bacon Trees. You guessed it. I should have gotton it myself. I hate Turkey Bacon..

 

[Carolina River Rat]

All you need to do is stick some bacon seeds in the ground. If you don't know how to get the seeds out you can just use the whole slice.

God bless,
Adam

Are you suggesting that we bury perfectly good bacon? Someone here in this forum will do it and bacon will be wasted. That's an unforgiveable crime and you're encouraging it. I respectfully ask that you cease and desist, Adam.

 

[shockjockey24]

my bacon tree only grows Canadian Bacon...which we all know is really just ham

 

[Flexxx]

my bacon tree only grows Canadian Bacon...which we all know is really just ham

What its not bacon, well I'm not eating it anymore then......

 

[NixKustoms]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYGCpGzFWh0

I wouldn't mind finding where Ted Bear was trekking. Looks like survival would be easy where he was :thumbup: