How will you use your extra second?

I will use that extra second to get in extra practice with my butterfly knife so that I can leap frog all those better then me take up acting and star in a movie using my knife.
 
Well Suicy, I got the Airplane reference, and I thought it was very funny :D

Wow, a whole second. There's so much I could do. Well...Suicy...I don't mean to sound forward, but I've never been with a man before :D
 
Gollnick said:
How will you use your extra second?
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I shall give Britney Spears the attention she deserves.

For the rest of the second I shall consume good whisky.

maximus otter
 
maximus otter said:
For the rest of the second I shall consume good whisky.

maximus otter
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Thank God most of your second will be spent wisely.....(as long as it's Laphroaig or better). :D

I however, pondered incessantly 'pon this very dilemma and concluded 'twould be best maximized, invested, and enjoyed enjoyed at a later date. I then called my timeshare conglomerate and banked it for next year to be perhaps combined for 2 seconds in Rio.
 
One second, eh? Just enough time to hug one of my kids. Nuthin' better than that, though sipping Islay whiskeys is right up there on my list, too. ;)
 
I'm not going to do anything, just sit there and enjoy it. Its not every day you get a free second.

Who said you cant get something for nothing?!
 
Well, it's now nearly half an hour into 2006.

I spent the extra second having an extra sip of peach schnapps, followed by some triple sec schnapps.

Happy New Year everyone!!!!:)
 
I shall use my extra second to excoriate George W. Bush for causing the slowing of the Earth's rotation. Does the New York Times know about this?
 
maximus otter said:
Kill the blasphemer! Scotch is whisky; Irish is whiskey!
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I don't have to bother with those kinds of details because I'm American. ;) I just drink stuff and enjoy it. :thumbup:
 
MikeH said:
I shall use my extra second to excoriate George W. Bush for causing the slowing of the Earth's rotation. Does the New York Times know about this?
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But this was the first leap-second of the Bush administration. There were three during the Clinton administration. I guess that just underscores what a drag he was. :)

Personally, I think that slowing the Earth down was a cheap ploy by Bush to keep American troups is Iraq longer.
 
I spent it with the boomerang flu...Ralphing over the toilet... I got the flu on the Tuesday before xmas. Spent the whole day puking my guts out wishing I was dead. Finally felt like a human being again on Xmas eve...just in time for the entire family to come down with it ..ruining xmas..

the whole family is back to normal midweek and then on New years eve...I start feeling ..you guessed it nauseuous...this cannot be happening to me I think..Yep all night new years and new years day...in bed or worshiping the toilet...what fun....Today I am at least sitting up...and was able to eat some toast...gag..

oh well...at least it was a free second!!!:) :)
 
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