How would you describe an AK47 on the customs form?

[shunsui]

Klingon Life Signs Scanner Rectal Insertion Probe.

 

[OldPhysics]

Maybe I can get my fiance to slow pitch it to me!

Just be sure you have an excellent catcher.

 

[climbingrocks]

I'll have to use it to cut up a buffalo steak

Maybe he meant to say "I see a buffalo over there eating grass. He looks delicious and will soon be on my dinner plate after a brief sword fight."

 

[Tyrade83]

Regardless of what you call it I have a feeling someone in Canada ia about to be really happy.

Garth

I think you're right!

 

[Mike-The-Knife]

Collector sword


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HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS !

 

[Strabs]

Men's Personal Pleasure Device (Used)

Never had a confiscation or heavy tax against the buyer yet

 

[DanR217]

Easy, "badass"

 

[JavaHog]

I've used Zombie Response Tool Kit with some degree of success.