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[Cobalt]

Cobalt,

Thanks for asking, but sorry I don't want to meet you, I exclusively do women.

Tony G

Tony, it's ok, you can come out of the closet, there is nothing wrong with that.

 

[Tony G]

Tony, it's ok, you can come out of the closet, there is nothing wrong with that.

I recall that you use to use the jerk it smilie a lot, the banning of it must have cut into your sex life too much; you seem obsessed.

In any case, although there is nothing "wrong" with the alternative lifestyle; I still decline your offer to meet you at a D.C. gay bar (even if it is republican).