HT Relish Blues

[Dan Gray]

I use it to start fires. You throw about half a teaspoon full on a pile of wood and within 15 seconds it will ignite the wood.

who needs the wood
if you need to heat your house, just give me a call
and I'll open a jar of it and point the phone at it
BUT make sure you keep your face away from the phone because you'll get burnt

love that picuture too much