Hunter, Thanks for your balls!

[Stump_250]

I'm still trying to figure out how Dave got a paper cut on his business! Not that I need details but I'm thinking you have to take the paper off before you slip one on??
Or maybe it was that one time when you got drunk and took home that paper doll???

 

[actionshooter38]

Your very welcome Mrs S. I am glad you love my balls. I actually like them in a jar much better than there usual place, in the wife's purse. If you could do me a huge favor and about once a week set them in the sun. I really enjoy a little sunshine on my balls.

Now I hear John Denver in the background singing..."Sunshine, on my ------- makes me happy!!"

 

[BaldingEagle]

This reminds me of the old Johnny Carson show when he had Arnold Palmer's wife as a guest. He asked her what she does before Arnold began a game to which she replied "I kiss his balls". To which Johnny quickly came back "I bet that really makes his putter stand up". As I recall, Johnny eventually ended up apologizing to her for her embarassment.

 

[FortyTwoBlades]

And everyone wonders why all the cool kids hang out around here.

 

[Mrs.Shotgunner11]

Hunter, your balls are good little travelers! They're riding shotgun w the Shotgunner's! It's a stateside tour for them! Sorry it's not sunny where we are but I'm sure they're happy enough from the vibration of the suburban!

The 2010 Stateside Tour photos and t shirts will be available in the end of june!

 

[hunter s thompson]

Hunter, your balls are good little travelers! They're riding shotgun w the Shotgunner's! It's a stateside tour for them! Sorry it's not sunny where we are but I'm sure they're happy enough from the vibration of the suburban!

The 2010 Stateside Tour photos and t shirts will be available in the end of june!

Sounds like fun Mrs. S I hate the rest of me didn't get to go on the road trip. Make sure my balls don't get too tired from all the vibrating, juggle them at least once a day please. I have heard you are an expert ball juggler

 

[Mrs.Shotgunner11]

Sounds like fun Mrs. S I hate the rest of me didn't get to go on the road trip. Make sure my balls don't get too tired from all the vibrating, juggle them at least once a day please. I have heard you are an expert ball juggler

You got it wrong. I'm an excellent nut shaver not ball juggler. I'll have the mr juggle them for you.