Hurray! I've got a 6-inch Wide Stiff Boner!

[peacefuljeffrey]

THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN A LONNNG TIME!! Thanks for sharing.

---Jeffrey

 

[TheMightyGoat]

Originally posted by mete
I find a 5" handier for things like deer, goat, sheep pigs.

You stay away from me with that thing.

 

[PlaceKnives]

You should send it to MAXIM magazines "Found Porn" page.

 

[GigOne]

Posted by cockroachfarm:

. . .Stiff Boner. . .

ROTFLMAO !

But. . .isn't that a contradiction in terms ?

I've never heard of (nor experienced) a flaccid boner !

 

[DEA]

6 inch WIDE?
i mean, thick and WIDE are two very different concepts here

 

[cockroachfarm]

Originally posted by DEA
6 inch WIDE?
i mean, thick and WIDE are two very different concepts here

I couldn't figure that out either! But, hey - product packaging never lies!

 

[cockroachfarm]

Originally posted by bruce
Actually, that only makes people giggle who don't, or haven't worked in the meat packing industry.....

I wonder exactly what percentage of the membership that would apply to?

And while we're making lists - let's not forget those lab technicians and their "stopcock grease"!

Where will it all end?

 

[peacefuljeffrey]

Originally posted by cockroachfarm
And while we're making lists - let's not forget those lab technicians and their "stopcock grease"!

Now *that* seems oxymoronic... I would have thought grease was supposed to allow the cock to move *freely*...

---Jeffrey

 

[TheMightyGoat]

Originally posted by DEA
6 inch WIDE?
i mean, thick and WIDE are two very different concepts here

Not reccomended for anyone other than Anna Nicole Smith.

 

[cockroachfarm]

Originally posted by TheMightyGoat
Not reccomended for anyone other than Anna Nicole Smith.

Ugghhhh! I used to have the serious hots for ANS (much to my wife's amusement), but after my first glimpse of her show I realized that my dumbest dog is smarter than her! She is DEFINITELY not getting all the oxygen she needs!

 

[TheMightyGoat]

Originally posted by cockroachfarm
Ugghhhh! I used to have the serious hots for ANS (much to my wife's amusement), but after my first glimpse of her show I realized that my dumbest dog is smarter than her! She is DEFINITELY not getting all the oxygen she needs!

What's worse is that she doesn't realize she's a moron, or that she's physically repulsive (now, at least). Some people are idiots, but at least they are aware that they are idiots and admit it. She, on the other hand, is completely dillusional in that regard. She's also drug addicted and neglectant, her children should be taken from her... or should have, maybe they're too old for that now.

By the way... I hope you had the hots for her back when she was a porn star, and not a cow?

 

[cockroachfarm]

Originally posted by TheMightyGoat
...I hope you had the hots for her back when she was a porn star, and not a cow?

Geez, Goat, why would you insult COWS like that?

(Actually, I liked her "robustness" when she was the spokesmodel for Guess Jeans.)

 

[RL]

You're out of luck roach..ANS prefers 6 figures to 6" wide stiff boners.

Top ten ways to use 6" wide stiff boner in a sentence:

1) Is that a 6" wide stiff boner in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

2) Honest officer, I don't have any weapons on me except for my 6" wide stiff boner

3) so maybe after the movie you can come over and I can show you my 6" wide stiff boner...it's the jewel of my collection

4) before putting in the stuffing, you must insert your 6" wide stiff boner into the back of the chicken...

5) my 6" wide stiff boner goes through apple pie like a hot knife through butter

6) I don't care what your last boyfriend had, I'm quite happy with my 6" wide stiff boner

7) You'd like me to Riggercoat what??

8) A 6" wide stiff boner can do everything that a 4" wide stiff boner can do but a 4" wide stiff boner can't do everything that a 6" wide stiff boner can do

9) beware the man with one 6" wide stiff boner, he may know how to use it

10) never take a 6" wide stiff boner to a gunfight!

RL