Hypothetical Situation

ARGONNE ASSAULT............:):)

No One would mess with anybody if you had that on ya:thumbup::thumbup:
 
Barricade the doors and call in air support. 10 or 15 Mil Mi-26 choppers should do it! :D
 
Conditions update: Skunk, you're too late, Amy-O is with Jerry. She has to show him where he hid the scotch. There ain't no blanks at the shop. Jerry knows hogs and all he left was one of each knife. Not even a cigar butt left in the shop.
Your knife collection at home has been destroyed. The only knife you will have for your survival is the one you pick up at Jerry's.
And Jerry ain't coming back for a while, no use to wait on him. When he gets to the scotch...
Smoke is rising over the hills...
 
Well, since there is only one of each knife, and the one I want is gone already, I will have to snag this ASH-1 hanging over here on the wall......and one of these game wardens....they are like candy ya know.....so many of em, over here in the bowl by the door.
 
If you're in the shop, and the Zombies are closing in, and there is 1 of each knife ever made, and Jerry's not around? I would leave my credit card and a nicely written letter on the table and help myself. I'd grab a MOAB, a Chuckette, a SHBM, a FBMLE, a HOGFSH, an AK-47, an old Badger, etc. etc. and head for the hills. The knives I didn't immediately need would be very valuable in a post-apocalyptic world as trading fodder.
 
Well, since noone took it yet:SNFO SOW variant. But I would hate to carry loot on me when billions of Chinese came over to claim the remains of America for the natural resources. I wouldn't wanna kill anyone, but I just like the design for its own merits the prob would be getting a sheath. Plus is there still shirts there too? Maybe if I get the skeleton in the coffin shirt they will know to bury me with the Busse! :D
 
On second thought, mine would be the ST Ripper. It chops, it skins, it saws and any small work goes to my Superknife2 that is always in my pocket.
 
No need for me to got the shop. HOGFSH...

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