I am so mad now...

turbo-henrik

turbo-henrik

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I havent used my Izula for some days, and when i unsheated it now, 2 cm of the edge is totally douched and round, wont cut a thing, the tip is slightly bent and its rust on the edge..

Somebody has obviously borrowed my Izula without asking me..

Guess i have to regrind it now then.. ARG!!!!
 
That sux.

The upside is it gives you and your knife some "quality time" now.
 
wow.
not cool.
why do I suspect that when you find out who borrowed it they may end up feeling a little bent as well?
 
My knives will never be touched by anyone other than me, specifically for that reason. I am a total a@@hole when it comes to my knives. If it gets screwed up it better have been ME that did it.

Hope you can fix it.
 
tarditi said:
The upside is it gives you and your knife some "quality time" now.
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Yeah! Started out when i made the post, now, 20 mins later its back to hair whittling, gotta love rowen 1095!! Now i just have to give it some more time to get the perfect edge :)
 
Wife probably opened a paint can with it. :D

When I was a kid my dad taught me the lesson asking “What for?” when someone asks “Can I borrow your knife?” Quite often their response will involve a loose screw on their sunglasses or our IT guy has asked to borrow mine to loosen screws on computers. Uh, no.

As for you, find the culprit and remove their fingers.
 
CrimsonTideShooter said:
My knives will never be touched by anyone other than me, specifically for that reason. I am a total a@@hole when it comes to my knives. If it gets screwed up it better have been ME that did it.
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Absolutely. I have seen dicks who will borrow someone's knife and break the tip off or whatever and hand it back to them and then they get their ass up on their back when the guy that loaned them the knife gets pissed off! Mi cuchillo ariba tu cula! :D
 
should've left it alone and called the csi team! fingerprints, man...fingerprints.
 
Nothing like coming home to find out your knife cheated on you, but worse yet, some jerk rode her hard and put her up wet...
 
I'm not sure which would irritate me more.

1. Honey, I'm having an affair.

or

2. Honey, I used your ESEE-5 to slice hard cheese on this ceramic cutting board. Wow, it makes quite a "thunk" sound when it hits the board.
 
TAGannon said:
I'm not sure which would irritate me more.

1. Honey, I'm having an affair.

or

2. Honey, I used your ESEE-5 to slice hard cheese on this ceramic cutting board. Wow, it makes quite a "thunk" sound when it hits the board.
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Humm, mine makes a really sharp sounding !CLICK! when it hits that marble cutting board.

It does not bother me much when she does it though...it is her marble cutting board:p We are talking about a 5 here...I think I could baton mine through that damn board LOL.
 
i'd be freaking out lol bc i dont have anything that would fix that beside 5 hours on my lansky system. once i pute 6 chips in the blade when i droped it and it hit the gimping of my delica 4
 
It'll sharpen out. But I have to ask, what the hell is a douched edge? I've been around knives all my life and have never heard of a douched edge.
 
Psychopomp said:
It'll sharpen out. But I have to ask, what the hell is a douched edge? I've been around knives all my life and have never heard of a douched edge.
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I believe it is a term that spawned from the word "douse".

douse/dous/Verb
1. Pour a liquid over; drench: "he doused the car with gasoline and set it on fire".

Over time the word "douche" (which as I said evolved from the word "douse") was adopted to refer to the dousing of the vaginal area to reduce irritation.

Ironically, here we have the word "Douched" being used to discuss the dousing of a knife (potentially by a feminine entity) which resulted in irritation.
 
unit said:
Humm, mine makes a really sharp sounding !CLICK! when it hits that marble cutting board.

It does not bother me much when she does it though...it is her marble cutting board:p We are talking about a 5 here...I think I could baton mine through that damn board LOL.
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that's what i was thinking. my wife and i were having a fire building contest (she won btw). i offered her my ESEE 5 to use for wood. she asked, "you're not worried about me breaking it?" because the knife was still quite new to me. i started laughin and told her i think it would be funny if she did, seeing how it's supposed to be a survival knife and she's a tiny little thing just cuttin some limbs.

as for people asking to borrow/use my knife - i'm VERY suspicious of any man who doesn't have his own knife. not only because i doubt they understand how to properly use one, but also because it just seems weird to me. truth is NKP kind of creep me out.

OP - secure your gear, dude, it could get worse :(

edit to add - i think by "douched out", he meant it was the handiwork of some douchebag :D or, as Adam Corolla would say "douche nozzle" seeing as how the "bag" isn't really the business end of that set up.
 
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