I bought it! World's finest knife!

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
There was a single beam of light through the clouds shining on me. I walked right up to it, picked it up, and waited in line for a whole 2 minutes! The price you pay for these things are overwhelming. I barely made it.

Do you guys think it's time for the best give away EVER? What do I do with all these inferior knives?

NO NO NO NO... you go put that in your safe, like, NOW. If you don’t have a safe, you buy one! The secondary market price on these will skyrocket if you start hoarding these.

I see people hunting “grail knives” but this.. THIS... is the Holy Grail.
 
I cant believe it has that opening hole.
I've never seen another knife with an opening hole!
This is definitely the first brand to do this.
 
Wait, they use THAT process?? That must mean that they then quench the blade with the blood of virgins, before being heat-treated by Zeus's lightning bolts!
 
that knife will give a light saber and a smatchet a run for their money...for 2 seconds. Then it will eat them up.

2-way Kelvlon sounds like a porn-star screen name :D
 
I just threw all of my knives away. There is no way to compete with what you have brought to the table today. If only I could coerce you into selling it to me....
 
The packaging says it all. When will CRK get their act together, take a leaf from Maxams book and stop sending out knives in cardboard boxes. I mean really, doesn't everyone want a "Blow-Molded Case" You'd think for the money they could toss you one of them. Or use surgical stainless. If S35VN was so good, wouldn't surgeons be using that? What is this industry coming to?
 
It's already been said. that knife is incredible, it has everything one could possibly dream of for a grail knife: a blade, a handle, all the other defining qualities that make it a knife, stricly. The question is, and I don't know you but must ask: can you handle the Leymar? Can you handle the handle? Are you man enough for a surgical blade? Do you have the appropriate certifications? Should I be concerned that this piece of art will not be displayed in a public venue for all to observe and appreciate? I didn't like it when Munch's 'Scream' went into a private collection. and all for only 39.95. my oh my I won't sleep for weeks...
 
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