I came across a Rat encampment

JGarrison Knives

JGarrison Knives

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... and this is what I found.
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I have a Chinese solution to this sacrilage. Enjoy.


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Giant Rat Soup (Good Cure for SARS) by Chef Lo Ping Wang

Ingredients:
Must have giant river front rat. Very important. Little rat not do. Make sure you get a live one or crafty vendor will try to sell you small dog if you not careful. I always kill my own (Maybe with a Busse? :D). Even have special hammer handed down from revered ancestors (Can use Paul's Hatchet). Skin rat and cut off tail. Save tail. I know it seems wasteful but you must take out innards and throw away over left shoulder. Very lucky. You will need about 10 qian salt, 5 qian black pepper, a lock of hair of the sick person, cut fine, Lotus root, Bok Choy, Daikon, and 3 or 4 of the American made Smith Brothers' Cough Drops if you can get them (cherry flavor is best).

Preparation:
You will need at least 20 sheng of water to cook this so make sure it does not stink already. Put rat carcass in pot. Cut up rat tail into small pieces and add to pot. Bring to boil adding spices and let cook for 2 hours. Go and do laundry or till field. Next add vegetables and let cook for another 30 minutes. Serve to patient every time he throw up.
 
MMMMMMMM. . . Ham! I guess this means hogs are all cannibals? I bet every one of you enjoys a delicious ham sandwich or pork chop.:cool:
 
I don't eat pork.

I figure anything that Jews and [FONT=&quot]Muslims[/FONT] agree upon, must have merit.

BUT, I have eaten RAT in Asia !!!
 
jimmyjones said:
I don't eat pork.

I figure anything that Jews and [FONT=&quot]Muslims[/FONT] agree upon, must have merit.

BUT, I have eaten RAT in Asia !!!
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I could be wrong, but I dont think Rats are Kosher:p
 
That recipe reminds me about when dad told me how to cook a carp.

So here's Paw Paw Fuzzy's Carp Recipe.

What you need:

1 large carp
1 pine board
1lb horse manure
2 common nails
tin foil

Step 1: Nail carp to pine board with 2 nails

Step 2: cover carp in horse manure & season to taste

Step 3: wrap with tin foil

Step 4: bake in 350 deg oven for 1hr

Step 5: remove from oven, unwrap, pull nails. Scrape fish and manure into large garbage can. Eat board.:barf: :D
 
sewerat said:
That recipe reminds me about when dad told me how to cook a carp.

So here's Paw Paw Fuzzy's Carp Recipe.

What you need:

1 large carp
1 pine board
1lb horse manure
2 common nails
tin foil

Step 1: Nail carp to pine board with 2 nails

Step 2: cover carp in horse manure & season to taste

Step 3: wrap with tin foil

Step 4: bake in 350 deg oven for 1hr

Step 5: remove from oven, unwrap, pull nails. Scrape fish and manure into large garbage can. Eat board.:barf: :D
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Three guesses why they called your Paw Paw "Fuzzy."
 
stabber said:
We need revenge!!!:mad:
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Got it last night. In a covert infiltration with porklike precision I was able to liberate an RM from the swamp store during the four minute feeding frenzy right out from under their little fuzzy noses. ;)
 
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