I Confess. . . . . I Have Been Dealing With A Serious Addiction. . . . .

Jerry Busse

Jerry Busse

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. . . . to nearly all "AS SEEN ON TV" products. :eek:

Monday my EZ eyes keyboard arrived (Which I am now typing on). . . . Very Cool ! ! ! !

Today, my GoJo cell phone holder arrived. . . it worked until I called everyone into my office to show them my latest find. . . Once everyone was there I gave a demo and "SNAP" the doggone thing broke!

Luckily it has a "LIFETIME" warranty and for a shipping and processing fee that is nearly double the cost of the "Hilltooth Hook-up", I can get it replaced. :confused:

If anyone knows of a 12 step course that can cure me. . . please advise!!! :thumbup:

I have dealt with this addiction for nearly 20 years now. . . . hmmmmmm. . . . maybe there's an "As Seen On TV" cure that someone knows of. . . Now that would be AWESOME!!!!!:thumbup:

Let's drink!!! :thumbup:

Jerry. :D
 
I find the easiest way to kick one habbit, is to start occupying your time with another. Maybe you'd like to try your hand at charity work, I've heard Bladeforums.com members could use some INFI donations.. ;)

Edit: very sorry to hear about your new phone breaking Jerry :( They just don't make em like they used to..
 
Whatever you put out in the world comes back at ya 10 fold.....Jerry, you've got so many of us hooked so bad on INFI....it was bound to come back in your direction. I think you got more comin cause INFI is def a more serious addiction-I've heard the percentage of relapse is highest among INFI addicts who manage to get themselves into a program and it's extremely difficult to get them to even start a program let alone finish and maintain their sanity.
 
You just buy all that stuff on T.V. so you can get all those sets of free steak knives.
BUT WAIT.... WE'RE NOT FINISHED YET!! IF YOU ORDER NOW WE'LL INCLUDE THESE FREE STEAK KNIVES!
 
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A 12 step course, Hmmmmmmmm.


Well, downing 12 of these might be a good start..... :thumbup:



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After 480 ounces the room should be spinning so fast you won't be able to see the TV ads or dial the phone! :eek: :D


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My friend bought that meatloaf pan he saw on tv. He loves it! Swears it makes superior meatloaf.
 
I agree with wolfdad. Couldn't have said it better myself. A new Busse addict.....:rolleyes::thumbup:
 
I don't know about anyone else, but that approach usually ends up in a bunch of parcels showing up a few days later. Kind of counter-productive, for me at least. :D

RVO3VOM said:
A 12 step course, Hmmmmmmmm.


Well, downing 12 of these might be a good start..... :thumbup:



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After 480 ounces the room should be spinning so fast you won't be able to see the TV ads or dial the phone! :eek: :D


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I've never looked at "as seen on TV" products the same after the episode of South Park with Billy Mays and he was selling ChipotlAway :o
 
Jerry,

Yes, You have addiction. It is really cool that you took the first step to admitting that.....I was there when you got the Sham-WOW...but your rock bottem was the "Package Shark"...:D:D

I love that you have taken the step to HELP yourself...and I am finding alot of "As Seen on TV" at my parent's house:) they have the "Miracle Blades" :eek: :)

That is so sad...........but they also own Snuggi's...Just Sayin;)

Luv ya,
Amy
 
I love my Snuggi... Tread lightly!!!

We actually have a retail store in the mall here named "As seen on TV". My Wife won't let me go in there...
 
FTR-14c said:
You just buy all that stuff on T.V. so you can get all those sets of free steak knives.
BUT WAIT.... WE'RE NOT FINISHED YET!! IF YOU ORDER NOW WE'LL INCLUDE THESE FREE STEAK KNIVES!
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That must be the secret N ingredient that goes into INFI, crap steak knives :D
For someone who makes such top quality knives you sure buy some junk :rolleyes: ;)
(in on the first page woohoo!) :D;)
 
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